Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 19, 2013

Dear Everyone:

The annual ARMA Regional Leadership Conference last weekend was a rousing success.  (ARMA = Association of Records Managers and Administrators.)  Lots of useful information, lots of great presentations; everyone came away bubbling with enthusiasm, which will carry over into our Board of Directors Planning Meeting next month.  “Our” being the Mt Diablo Chapter, of which I am, once again, the vice president.

The position of vice president has some ups and downs.  UP:  You don’t really have to do anything.  As long as everyone else is there to do their job.  DOWN:  If someone else isn’t there, you do their job.  For example, if the Chapter president can’t make a meeting, the vice president takes over the responsibility.  If the secretary doesn’t show, the VP takes the minutes.  If the treasurer is out, the VP takes care of the money.  And so on…

So, as long as everyone else stays involved, I don’t really have to do much.  Or, as they say, I can do as much as I want to do.  “You get out of ARMA as much as you put into it.”

As for the actual Conference, it took place aboard the historic Queen Mary in Long Beach, California.  The reason it’s “historic” is that it was originally launched in 1934, between the two World Wars.

Technically, it’s the RMS Queen Mary, of the Cunard White Star Line.  If that sounds familiar, yes, that was the group who ran the infamous, if somewhat short-lived, Titanic.  I did some research.

The ship was named after the current Queen Elizabeth’s grandmother, the mother of (among others) Edward VIII and his younger brother, George VI.  Edward was the self-centered snip who threw over his responsibility, country and family for “the woman I love”, abdicating his throne and dumping it into his brother’s lap.  If you saw the movie, The King’s Speech, Mary was played with icy indifference (“just get over it, Bertie!”) by Claire Bloom.

As for the ship itself, it measures approximately 1019 feet long.  To put that into perspective, the average professional football field is about 360 feet long.  The building I’m currently working in is about 600 feet, give a few yards one way or the other.  And the aforementioned Titanic comes in between at a mere 882 feet. 

The Queen Mary was converted into a hotel, with “staterooms” that are probably a lot larger than the original spaces, complete with bathrooms.  When our maternal great-grandparents crossed over the Atlantic in the late 1800s, they probably didn’t have anything as elegant.

There is a guided tour, which I did not take (I was, after all, there to work at the Conference), that tells you all about the ghosts said to haunt the ship.  If I did run into a ghost, it would probably be some long-lost guest wandering through the hallways, trying to find his way back to his “stateroom” from the ice machine “just down the hall”.

Meanwhile, back at the office…

Now that I (finally!) have access to the computer, there’s a whole raft of “compulsory” training to take, from corporate policy to Information Risk Management to Health, Environment and Safety.  These are the computer-based training modules that all employees and contractors are required to complete, no matter how many times you may have seen them before.

They range from boring to boring to boring…zzzz.  Huh?  Time for the Assessment already?

In other words, Situation Normal.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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