Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

December 2, 2011

Dear Everyone:

I hope all had as lovely a Thanksgiving as we had.  “Marshall” drove up from Fresno and brought “Jeannie” and me to our niece, “Liza’s”, place in Oakland where she, along with her roommates, played hostess to a substantial crowd.

In addition to the roommates, there was a roommate’s mother, up from Ecuador, and a number of friends/former classmates from Houston.  In all, there were ten of us around the table which, for those of us who grew up in a family of nine, was positively nostalgic.

We had all the traditional Thanksgiving fare, complete with turkey, stuffing, casseroles, potatoes and three kinds of pie, thanks to “Jeannie”.  And a glad time was had by all.

Then, on Saturday, I discovered that the water had been turned off at my home.  I went out to investigate and quickly discovered the Scene of the Crime:  A tree root had penetrated a water main.  There being only one main course of water coming into the entire community (typical cheeseparing on the part of the developers), all the water had to be shut off at the source.

The Homeowners Association President was doing the best she could.  She already had the company that does repair and maintenance work around the place on hand and the plumber was “on the way”.  They were already digging up the area where the initial “blowout” had happened and placing yellow “caution” tape around anything not moving.

I decided that this was God’s way of telling me to go out for lunch, to my favorite restaurant, which had a restroom on hand.  Which I made sure to use before leaving.

When I originally bought this place, back in 2009, one of the first things I did, before moving in, was to have Our Friend The Plumber replace the two existing toilets with newer, “comfort-height” toilets.  They also happened to be “efficiency” toilets which used far less water.  And I knew from experience, that each toilet could be used up to three times before flushing would become absolutely necessary.  Always a good thing to know.

Of course all this happened over the Thanksgiving Weekend, when plumbing contractor stores would be closed.  By Sunday afternoon, things were becoming dire.  Homeowners were actively yelling at the Association President (like that would help anything.)  According to one of the workers, they would need a backhoe to proceed.  And something about the utility not turning the water off at the official main (at the entrance to Eastridge Drive) sufficiently to make things work.  When in doubt, yell at somebody and blame the utility.

I decided to go and get some water.  As I was driving out, I saw the plumber, with a very determined look on his face, pull up and march over to the big hole in the yard where, presumably, the main shutoff was.

I got a bunch of those 2-½ gallon plastic containers of purified water into the trunk of my car and drove home.  Hauled two of them into the house.  Flushed one toilet, then filled the tank with less than half a container of water.  Here’s to “efficiency” toilets!!!

Flushed the second toilet, which is when I realized that it was filling, slowly, without my help.  That’s how I discovered just how determined that plumber really was.  He had gotten the water flowing, although with very little pressure.  But it was enough.

Later, I found a notice taped to my front door, announcing that the water was back on, temporarily, but would be shut off again Monday morning for further repairs.  Here’s to determined plumbers!!!

Wednesday night, we got another notice, that the water would be shut off again on Thursday, for final repairs.  Another great excuse to go out for lunch!

As of today, the Great Thanksgiving Weekend Water Disaster is completely over.  Thank goodness.  In the meantime, I have approximately ten gallons of drinkable (and flushable) water sitting in a corner of the living room.  It pays to be prepared.

I remember once, many decades ago, our mother reminiscing about an appliance salesman who asked her to name the “greatest modern convenience” of all time.  Having grown up on a farm with well water during the Great Depression, she replied, “When you turn a tap and hot water comes out.”  It wasn’t the answer he wanted, but she was right.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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