Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

December 9, 2011

Dear Everyone:

For many generations, people have brought a tree into their homes and decorated it for Christmas.

No one is really sure when the practice started.  Earliest recorded suggestion dates to around the 1500’s.  But there is no mention in any of Shakespeare’s plays, so it was probably not a common practice then.

Some scholars have tried to claim that pre-Christian people honored the “spirits” in the trees; but it’s really difficult for an archeologist, sifting through potsherds, to find evidence that a tree was taken into, then out of, a site.  When I was a college student, in archeology class, we used to play a game:  Imagine that the home you currently live in was suddenly deserted, like in Pompeii, with everything intact.

Based on the contents, could you determine the number of occupants and, if so, how many were men and how many women?  One student thought you could based on the number of hair brushes.  Considering how many brushes disappeared, and had to be replaced, in our house in Lake Oswego, the guess would probably be two to three dozen women, which would have been a little cramped.  Feel free to play this game at home, anytime.

Last weekend, with “Jeannie’s” inestimable help, I brought home a pretty, little fir tree, which we set up in the living room corner, next to the fireplace.  When I was getting ready to move from my old townhouse to my current condo, I “donated” all the “old” Christmas decorations to charity.  I’m not sure why I thought I would never have another decorated tree, but that seems to have been the thought process at the time.

Last year, what with me dropping dead in the parking lot and all, Christmas was rather subdued.  Instead of a “tree”, I got a potted rosemary plant and decorated it with tiny ornaments and some little glass ducks that looked for all the world like University of Oregon mascots.  I have absolutely no idea where those little ducks are now.

In any case, I decided that this year Christmas would be a bit more festive.  I found a tree stand, many new-fangled LED lights, a “crystal” angel that glows and changes color and a couple hundred new, mostly unbreakable, ornaments.

And something I wish I’d had many, many years ago:  A remote control that lets you turn the lights on and off with, literally, the touch of a button.  No more crawling behind the tree to plug/pull the extension cord in the outlet.

Of course, I still have to crawl under the tree once each day to add water.  And, as long as the little tree continues to soak up a couple quarts each day, I know it’s still “live” for now.

And the Good News is that getting down and back up, to water said tree, is so much easier than it was last year, thanks to my new, titanium hip.

All reasons to Rejoice.  Joy to the World and Happy Holidays!

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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