Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 13, 2000

Dear Everyone:

“Jeannie” is, once again, without email.  This time, AOL won’t open.  Instead the system displays one of those annoying “Illegal operation” messages which were intended to replace those annoying “General Fault Protection” messages that we used to get before Windows 95.  In other words, her AOL file has become corrupted. 

Luckily, AOL CD’s are everywhere.  I had a coworker who probably had dozens of them (since I gave him all the ones that I got in the mail), along with lots of other “free” software applications.  He used them to decorate the walls of his cubicle.  When he left, he turned them all over to another coworker who doesn’t have that much space on his walls, as they are devoted to World War II fighter planes.  So there’s a stack about a foot high sitting on his desk.  It’s simply a matter of going through the stack until the right version reveals itself.  (This is also how I got Juno installed on “Jeannie’s” PC.  But even “Jeannie” admits that, around here, Juno is slower than molasses in January.) 

Hopefully, I will have time this weekend to take the CD up to “Jeannie’s” place and reinstall AOL.  I say “hopefully” because I am spending most of my weekends in the office.  We are in full Destruction Mode as part of a larger project that involves a company in Boston.  Last year, we sent them a bunch of data.  They clean up the data and send it back (this is the short version; there’s a lot more detail that you don’t want to know about). 

Lately, there’s been a lot of push from management to finish this project, or at least, this phase of the project.  So pressure is being placed on the vendor to get the data files back to me as quickly as possible.  Then I need to import the data into our system.  Problem is:  If you try to import while other people are in the system, you tend to get “unknown” errors.  So I wait until the weekend when everyone else is shut out. 

I import the data, which can take anywhere from a few minutes to several hours.  Then I make a special backup copy (just in case) before setting the system to index the changes I’ve made.  This pretty much takes care of Saturday. 

On Sunday, I go back to the office (I’m on a first-name basis with most of the security personnel who work weekend shifts) to make sure the indexing completed.  If everything looks OK, I start a report running to a file.  That’s it for Sunday.  I have the rest of the day to meet with “Jeannie”, do laundry, shopping, cleaning, pay bills, take out the garbage, etc. 

This sort of explains why we haven’t been to the movies together in quite a while. 

Nevertheless…movies…(saved over from last week). 

The Green Mile is a heartwarming story about a bunch of guards and inmates on Death Row in a Louisiana state prison.  It is based on a novel by Steven King, who appears to have an unhealthy fascination with life (and death) in small southern prisons (Shawshank Redemption). 

This film is also set in the 1940’s, with Tom Hanks as the lead guard.  Various prisoners come and go, some despicable and some just plain unlucky.  Hanks tries to treat them all with fairness and dignity; but he’s hampered by a sadistic young guard who delights in tormenting the prisoners.  Hanks would like to get rid of the guard, but he has two problems:  The guy has political connections.  And the only other job he’s interested in transferring to is as a guard at a mental institute.  Seems he has a suspicion that picking on mental patients might be even more fun than Death Row. 

A newly arrived prisoner is a gentle giant of a man whose only question upon arrival is to ask if they leave the light on at night, because he gets scared in the dark.  It’s obvious from the beginning that he didn’t kill anyone and obvious a little further down the road that he has something special to boot, possibly the power to bring back life, or restore the sick to health.  Hanks and his men decide to put this power to good use.  But it will cost them in the end. 

The Talented Mr. Ripley is the sort of movie that Alfred Hitchcock would have made.  In fact, I believe his Strangers on a Train was based on another novel by the same author.  Set mostly in Italy in the 1950’s, it tells the story of Tom Ripley, a chameleon, who changes almost effortlessly to suit his surroundings.  One day, he’s an opera singer’s accompanist, the next, a wash room attendant. 

Tom is also very impulsive and doesn’t look too far into the future.  When a wealthy shipping magnate, mistaking Tom for one of his son’s classmates, asks Tom to travel to Italy (all expenses paid, of course) to convince the son, Dickie,  to return home to America, Tom leaps at the opportunity.  And is soon passing himself off as Dickie. 

When Tom actually meets Dickie, the two quickly become friends and Tom slips easily into Dickie’s world of rich, young expatriate Americans and Britons.  However, some of these people know Tom as “Tom” and some know him as “Dickie” and they all know each other.  Things start to get complicated. 

Unfortunately, Dickie soon tires of his new toy and picks a particularly inappropriate place to tell Tom off.  Tom gets impulsive again and things get even more complicated.  Every time Tom thinks he’s pulled it off, there’s another twist and the web becomes tighter. 

The cast is superb, the scenery is delightful (especially if you’ve recently been to Italy and can whisper, “I’ve been there!” frequently), and the story is wonderfully convoluted.  Definitely worth the matinee price. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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