Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 6, 2000

Dear Everyone:

Well, the big Y2K scare turned out to be pretty lame, no doubt due to all the fine work we all put into it.  I did read where some guy in upstate New York got fined over $91,000 by a video rental store because the computer thought he’d had the tape out for 100 years. 

As for me, I did get up New Year’s Day and trudge into the office to confirm that Versatile and extemporé were working just fine.  My computer (and all three VCR’s) handled the change easily.  “Jeannie’s” PC thought it was 1968, but the manufacturer had already provided a simple patch that reset the year to 2000 and it was clear sailing from then on. 

And I showed her how to use her New-And-Improved database and how to back it up.  She still doesn’t believe she should have to back up her data every time she uses the database; but that’s her worry.  I sure would. 

Christmas was pretty uneventful, although we still haven’t answered the question of who got the Circulating Stocking Stuffer.  “Alice” is our prime suspect. 

The day after Christmas (which, technically, is called Boxing Day) we drove down to Half Moon Bay in “Marshall’s” very impressive car.  We stopped in Moss Beach, where the Distillery was jammed (Sunday Brunch) and discovered that it’s not that easy to get out to where our old house used to stand.  They’ve rerouted a number of streets to avoid the cliff-edge. 

Ultimately we found what used to be the end of Ocean Blvd.  They’ve erected a burn and placed a “go no further” sign to stop people from driving out far enough to get stuck in the mud like they used to do.  Where our front yard used to be is now a vast collection of jade plants, descendents of the one that “Jeannie” once planted.  There is one small patch of concrete that’s all that is left of the garage floor. 

And someone posted a small sign that reads, “Danger.  Stay off.”  We took turns having our picture taken next to the sign, which basically says, “Don’t stand here, stupid!”  Mother even walked out near the edge of the concrete patch to look over the side.  We figured she didn’t weigh enough to pose a threat of taking the last bit down to the ocean below. 

“Jeannie” broke a large piece of jade plant off to take home with her.  Then we proceeded to Half Moon Bay for lunch.  That tiny little town has grown substantially.  What used to be downtown is now a collection of gift and boutique shops, plus lots of overpriced restaurants.  It’s gone from a working fishing village to yuppie-ville.  And (brace yourselves) the Shorebird is closed. 

After lunch, “Marshall” took us on a unique tour of San Francisco, stopping at times so we could get out and admire some especially interesting view or piece of architecture.  We also tried to find the boarding house where Mother lived during the war, but with no success. 

On Tuesday, I drove up to Concord (Mother stayed with “Jeannie” this Christmas) and Mother and I went up to "Oakley" to visit Cousin “Candace” and some of her 13 cats.  “Candace’s” son, “Perry”, and his wife "Gretchen" joined us for lunch and we had a wonderful time. 

On Wednesday, old friends “Art” and “Mame Diamond” picked Mother up and took her to see other old friends in Benicia.  (I was able to get the phone number and address from switchboard.com once I spelled Benicia correctly.)  Afterwards, the “Diamonds” took Mother back to Hayward with them to spend the night, and took her to the airport for her flight back home on Thursday. 

OK, enough of that, Movies… 

Saw three movies last week, while “Jeannie” was off doing whatever it is she does during the week.  They were all playing at the theater across the street from me, so it was too easy to pass up. 

Galaxy Quest is about a group of actors who appeared in a Star Trek-like TV series 18 years ago.  They are now eking out a living by making guest appearances at sci-fi conventions.  The “captain” is approached by what he assumes are a bunch of fans dressed up as aliens.  He soon discovers that they are really aliens, dressed up like humans. 

And they want his help.  Seems they’re having a bit of galactic trouble and they have an unquestioning belief in the “historical documents” that they have been receiving all this time from Earth.  That’s right, all the TV shows that have been beaming out into space for the past 60-something years are “historical documents”.  These sweet aliens mourn, with all their (many) hearts, the poor souls still stuck on Gilligan’s Island. 

The “captain” and “crew” quickly discover that the starship they’re on was patterned directly after the sets they used to use for filming and try desperately to remember how to use the “instruments” and “computer”.  And complain when badly-written old episodes land them in hot water. 

I found the movie to be clever and quite charming, with a little moral about not placing too much faith in what you see on TV, much less patterning your entire culture after it. 

Another clever and charming movie is Toy Story 2, a completely computer-generated animated film.  Woody, the cowboy doll, is stolen and it’s up to all the other toys to rush gallantly off to rescue him.  They find delightfully clever ways of transporting themselves from point A to point B without being spotted by any humans (because we’re not supposed to know that toys have minds of their own). 

The film is wonderfully rich in detail, both visually and plot-wise.  It’s not just a case of grab Woody and run, there’s history involved here.  And there is so much going on up on the screen, you almost have to see it more than once to catch it all, kind of like the cartoons in the margins of Mad Magazine.  There’s a tribute to Spielberg during a particularly wild ride through a toy store; and another tribute to Lucas later on.  In both cases, the adults (of which there were many) laughed.  The littler kids didn’t get the jokes. 

Finally, Pixar has developed a kind of signature for ending their movies:  Computer-generated outtakes during the closing credits.  Both movies are worth an afternoon in the dark.  Especially if you have the whole week off. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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