Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 30, 1997

Dear Everyone:

have a desk again.  I have a phone again.  I have a computer again!!! 

Unfortunately, my computer can’t talk to the printer just yet because we switched network technology in order to be compatible with the San Francisco and “Pleasanton” people who are coming out this weekend.  So I have to go to another PC to print documents.  But that’s a small price to pay for a nice big, window-less cubicle.  And besides, the printer is still out in the warehouse so I have to journey halfway across the building anyway.  Nevertheless, it’s progress. 

I’m still trying to figure out where everything should go in our Brave New World.  Should the recycle box go to the right of the phone or the left?  Do I want the stapler in this drawer or that one?  (Unfortunately, we each get only one short drawer; the rest are all intended for filing.)  In addition, I still have eight boxes of stuff coming out from my San Francisco office this weekend. 

At that time, I will often have two of everything.  Two staplers.  Two staple-pullers.  Two pairs of scissors.  Two paper clip dispensers.  Many, many pens and pencils.  A veritable Noah’s Ark of office supplies.  I may hold a “garage” sale.  In the meantime, I’ve designated the SI (Special Items) room as “AG” (“’A’s Garage”) for To Be Determined things. 

This week has been kind of nice because I’m the only live person in my “alley”.  All the other cubicles are unoccupied until next week.  So I’m free to play my music if I want.  Not that I’m around to hear it much of the time.  Still lots of crises to cure, like the aforementioned not being able to print.  Nevertheless, the progress continues to progress. 

In other news... 

After about three weeks, “Jeannie” was in serious need of a movie and decided on (of all things) The Relic.  Anthropologist (they’re always dumping on the anthros) sends something to a museum in Chicago.  Next thing you know, people are getting their heads handed to them...literally.  Perky scientist and cynical cop are the only ones who can figure out what’s going on, or even count to three, for that matter. 

This is your basic Monster-In-The-Dark formula.  Model makers put a lot of effort into creating the most ludicrous-looking beastie since James Arness dressed up as The Thing.  “Scientific” explanation is also absurd.  Furthermore, it suffers from TMS (The Mummy Syndrome) in that no matter how slow the heroine runs or how fast the monster gallops, it never catches up to her, just like in all those old Mummy movies.  Nice pyrotechnics near the end.  Just finish your popcorn in the first 15 minutes. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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