Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

November 21, 1996

Dear Everyone:

This is my last day at work before Thanksgiving as I am taking tomorrow off so I can ferry “Jeannie” to the airport.  She’s spending the week with “Marge” and “Richard” in beautiful Kansas, leaving me to my own devices (of which I have quite a few). 

I have a new addiction, or perhaps merely a vice.  I haven’t tried to live without it yet, so I can’t be sure.  It’s the “Daily Q” on America Online (AOL).  When I first started with AOL, it was to see if people outside of Company, mainly service station dealers, could order supplies from “Livermore” by sending an email over the Internet.  The short answer is:  No they can’t, because they can’t fill out an electronic form and send that as an attachment to an email.  AOL uses SMTP (Simple Mail Transfer Protocol) and, frankly, the form isn’t simple enough.  The long answer is:  We’re still working on it. 

In the meantime, I still have a subscription to AOL, which Company generously pays for (it’s only $9.95/month for the first 5 hours of on-line time).  And part of my “mission” is to find out what other useful features AOL has.  So I decided to check out the “Reference Channel” (everything is channels on AOL).  And promptly stumbled across the Daily Q, a trivial question contest. 

Each day, someone called Jamie posts the daily question.  If you don’t know the answer, it’s guaranteed to be available on-line, provided you can figure out where to look for it.  Answer the question correctly, and you win a point.  At the end of the week, the person with the most correct answers wins.  The prize is more free time on AOL.  Which you use up looking for more answers.  Clearly, it’s a vicious cycle. 

The first question was dead easy:  On what island was the Minoan civilization founded?  You’re asking an anthropologist this question?  Especially one who cut her teeth on Greco-Roman mythology?  Think...King Minos.  Think...The Minotaur.  Think...the island of Crete.  I didn’t even need to look this one up. 

Second question:  What arsenal did John Brown attack, sparking the beginning of the American Civil War?  (Also known as the “War Between the States”, or the “War of the Northern Aggression”, my personal favorite.)  This one required looking “Brown, John” up in the encyclopedia before I remembered that it was Harper’s Ferry. 

So far, two for two.  Looking good. 

Question number three:  What Pakistani cardiac surgeon is rumored to be Princess Diana’s latest lover? 

Huh??? 

Not gonna find that one in no encyclopedia.  AOL has three on-line encyclopedias, frequently updated, but none of them are quite that current.  Instead, I tried a news search on the word “Diana”.  Turns out there’s a company named Diana which has been having some kind of trouble with its stock lately.  Turns out there’s also a princess named Diana who’s been hanging around a lot lately with some guy named Hasnat Khan. 

You can see how easily one gets sucked into this thing.  It’s the thrill of the hunt.  Plus all the useful information that you find out, like that Diana company and Wisconsin being the first state to open a kindergarten in 1856.  And who wrote the novel Andersonville; and what’s the highest mountain in North America. 

This month, I actually went over my allotted 5 hours.  But I may get one back because I submitted a possible question; and if they use it, you get a free hour.  The question? 

Who was Richard Nixon’s running mate in the 1960 Presidential election? 

You can find the answer in Compton’s Living Encyclopedia. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

Previous   Next