Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

August 12, 1994

Dear Everyone:

One of the advantages of being the System Administrator of all these Systems is that I often know what other people's passwords are, either because I assigned them (and they haven't been changed) or I can go into the System as Administrator and look them up.  What this means is that I can be in more than one System, on more than one PC at a time, providing the usual user isn't around. 

This being summer time (in the Northern Hemisphere), a lot of people are on vacation.  So I can log into “Miranda’s” PC and use it to import files into Versatile.  Now that PC is locked up until the import is finished, usually about an hour.  No problem.  I simply set my tea timer to remind me to check that PC in an hour and move on.  

Now I log into “Sally’s” PC and use it to transfer some humongous files from the main frame computer to the Server.  Can't use that PC again until each transfer is complete.  So I go into my own office and start working in Paradox with Phineas, my San Francisco PC. 

This is what I did all day yesterday.  It's wonderful not having to wait for the PC to do one thing before you can start another.  (Studies show that the average PC user gets impatient after 6 seconds.  Personally, I'm below average.)  On the other hand, I would sometimes find myself in the hallway, asking, "Who am I; where am I working; and what am I doing there?" 

This is definitely better than Nicholas, my “Livermore” office PC.  Compared to Phineas, who is a 486, 66 megahertz with 8 megabytes of RAM (random access memory), Nicholas is only a 386 with a pitiful 3 megs of memory.  Even Ogden, the laptop I use at home has more memory than Nicholas. 

Furthermore, Nicholas really hates his Memory Manager.  When I turn him on in the morning, he gets into a fight with the memory manager and starts yelling, "Bad Command or File Name!  Beep!  Beep!  Beep!"  Then he sulks until I get him a soft boot.  Sort of like Mom trying to pry us all out of bed in time for school each morning. 

Based on the past week, I definitely think I need at least two PCs in each office in order to achieve my full potential of productivity. 

On the downside, I've been working in Windows so much lately that I'm developing “mouse arm".  That's when you've been using the muscles in your arm and wrist to control the mouse so much that they begin to ache. 

In order to get all the information into Versatile that already stored in CRMIS, I go through Paradox for Windows.  I have a file (table) that contains CRMIS data.  I link this table to another containing the CRMIS Box Numbers which Versatile requires to do the import.  Then I export the result to a file that Versatile can read. 

With over 300,000 boxes, that's a lot of bytes to crunch through.  You can actually hear Phineas munching his way through two 60,000-record files, comparing each line of each file to every line in the other file.  I wouldn't even think of asking Nicholas to try it.  He'd have a stroke. 

On second thought, maybe I should ask for three PCs per office. 

Movies… 

Still haven't had time to see Forrest Gump, but we will. 

Saw Clear and Present Danger last week.  This is the latest Harrison Ford movie based on another Tom Clancy novel.  Men in power in Washington decide to go after South American drug lords, even if it happens to be illegal.  It seems the law doesn't apply to them because they're smarter than Congress and the Constitution put together.  Sound familiar? 

Ford plays the CIA Deputy Director who finds out what's going on and must decide whether or not to do something about it, and if so, what.  The plot is much simpler than the book (half is missing), or it would have to be a mini-series to rival the length of Shogun.  They've beefed up Ford's role (he is the star, after all) and cut way back on the character of John Clark, played by Willem Dafoe.  So if you've already read the book, don't worry; you still won't know what's going to happen. 

I liked the book better (Clancy does great BART-riding books), but the movie is still worth watching.  Ford and Dafoe are great.  And there is a computer whiz who can crack a password faster than you can open the cookie jar.  We even spotted that obscure director's brother Theodore.  Kid gets around. 

Videos… 

Striking Distance.  Bruce Willis "thriller" that bombed at the box office for good reason.  He plays a cop on the skids who is convinced he's the only person to catch a serial killer.  The killer is so obvious that I kept telling myself, "It can't be him.  He's too obvious!"  But I was wrong.  Thoroughly passable. 

Live Wire.  Pierce Brosnan as an explosives expert who suspects that his wife may be playing around with the very guy he's assigned to protect.  Ben Cross, who showed such promise in Chariots of Fire, and has gone steadily downhill ever since, is the bad guy.  Second rate soap with unnecessarily graphic special-effects originally made for HBO.   Skippable unless you like Brosnan. 

Vacation next week.  Back at work the week after. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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