Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

March 1, 1991

Dear Everyone:

Yes!!!  We have been getting rain.  You know, that wet stuff that falls out of the sky.  Not as much as Oregon and Washington are blessed with, of course; but we have had rain, off and on, all day yesterday and today (only 38 days to go). 

This presents something of a dilemma for those of us who have been living through this 5-year-so-far drought:  We’ve forgotten how to remember to carry umbrellas. 

This morning, I looked lovingly out the window at all that beautiful precipitation, then headed out for lunch, only realizing when I got down to the lobby that it was raining outside and my umbrella was still up in my office.  And the only reason I even had an umbrella is because I always carry one in my briefcase.  A rather old, cheap, folding one that won’t open when you’re outside and doesn’t want to close when you’re inside. 

I’m thinking of getting a really good one this weekend, not some little $5-$7.00 variety; but one that will really work when I want it to.  The one I have can go in the closet here for emergencies.  Consider it an offering to the Rain god. 

Do you realize that there are small children around here who have never even seen rain?  “Mommy, your car’s getting all wet!” 

Reminds me of the time when we lived in Castro Valley and it actually got cold enough to snow.  I don’t think any of us kids had ever seen snow before, but we knew what we were supposed to do with it:  Build a Snowman, of course.  If I recall correctly, there wasn’t enough of it to even stick on the ground; so I guess we just drew snowmen in our coloring books. 

On my way out to get lunch, once I remembered my whatchamacallit, I got stopped again, this time by “Public Manipulation”.  They were handing out “Support Our Troops” pins.  These consist of little Yellow Ribbon lapel pins and little US Flag pins.  I got one of each. 

Actually, I’m late for this.  Everyone else in Records Management has been wearing them for the past week or so.  But I was out of the office last week because of serving Jury Duty, which I did almost entirely in my own living room, definitely the way to do it, if you have the choice.  Evidently, last week was when “Public Manipulation” first started handing them out to people as they went through the lobbies of Company buildings. 

I don’t mind the US Flags.  They’re patriotic without being gaudy.  But I have a real problem with those Yellow Ribbons.  EEvery time I see one, that song Tie A Yellow Ribbon ‘Round the Old Oak Tree starts playing in my head and it won’t stop.  The only thing I’ve found that will drive it out is Walt Disney’s It’s a Small, Small World. 

This is not, repeat not, an improvement. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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