Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

September 10, 2021

Dear Everyone:

About a year and a half ago, I was seeing my cardiologist for a routine checkup on the gizmo in my chest.  At the time, I pointed out to the cardiologist that my feet and ankles were getting a little bit puffy.  This is important as edema is one of the symptoms of heart failure, the reason I have a gizmo in my chest.

Having already prescribed a diuretic (“water pills”), as this is one of the first things a cardiologist does, he referred me to a vascular surgeon.  A vascular surgeon doesn’t even look at a patient until after an ultrasound has been done.  So, I underwent the ultrasound before actually seeing the vascular surgeon.  At the time, he pronounced that the veins in my legs were doing just fine.

No problem there.

He recommended wearing compression stockings and losing weight.  Losing weight is another thing that all doctors recommend, unless you’re underweight, in which case, they recommend gaining weight. As if either is automatically the easiest thing in the world to do.

The vascular surgeon also told me to keep my legs elevated.  Again, easy to say, not so easy to do.

I did try.  I bought an ottoman to put in front of my chair so I could put my feet up.  Only problem:  I couldn’t have a table with the computer on top of it in front of the chair.  The ottoman got in the way.  Another problem:  When I put my feet up on the ottoman, there was a gap between it and the chair.  My knees tended to “fall” into the gap, overextending the joints.  Also, with my feet up, there was a tendency to put a lot of strain on my lower back, which has problems of its own.  In fact, this is one reason I don’t absolutely “love” the reclining seats at a lot of modern theaters.  Ultimately, I gave the ottoman to “Jeannie” and haven’t seen it since.

What I needed, theoretically, was one of those reclining chairs, but one that fit me rather than the nearest professional basketball player.

I started doing some research online.  I discovered that recliners come in two basic models.  One kind raises the feet while sending the back down so that the person is either sitting up without elevating the legs, or lying on one’s back staring at the ceiling.  But there’s another kind of recliner, one that has “continuous”, (also known as “universal”) reclining.  This is one where the legs and back are independent.

This is what I wanted.  I started looking into possible sources.

Amazon, naturally.  You can get just about anything from Amazon.  Only one thing held me back:  The words “easy to assemble”.  I was not interested in putting something that massive together by myself.

In the meantime, All Hell Broke Loose when Something Declared War on my lower left leg.  I was in no shape to look for recliners, much less contemplate assembling one.

Months later, I was once again considering the pros and cons of getting a recliner.  The pros were winning.

In the meantime, I discovered that my favorite medical supply store not only sells recliners, they have a vast collection of choices to consider.  In fact, a good part of their store is devoted to displaying recliners.

I pointed out to the sales rep that I needed one for short people.  She immediately introduced me to her personal favorite:  A reclining lift chair especially designed for the “under five feet” crowd.

Not only does it have a shorter seat pan, it also has a lumbar section that extends at the push of a button to fully support my lower back.  Another button raises the legs with no “gap” behind the knees, while a different button lowers the legs back down to the floor.  Keep holding the button down, and the chair begins to stand up, taking you with it.

At the time, I told the sales rep that I would have to consult with “Jeannie” before making such a serious purchase.  After all, she’s my personal shopping assistant and would feel left out if I bought the thing on the spot.

When I spoke with “Jeannie” that evening, she immediately ordered me to “go for it”, without even seeing what color it was.  The next day I went back to the store and checked on a couple of things.

First, did it come “fully assembled” or would I need to hire someone to put it together for me?  No problem.  I was looking at the actual chair.  Apparently, each time they sell a chair, they pull another one out of stock and start putting it together to show on the floor.  And I already liked the color.

Second, how wide was it?  The chair in my living room was an “overstuffed” one that measured about 45 inches across.  The recliner was about 33 inches wide.  That meant I would be gaining a foot in space along the wall, although the recliner has to extend further into the room to allow for it to “recline” all the way back to almost flat.

Needless to say, it’s been in my living room for about a week now.  One of my better “impulse buys”.  And I do like the ability to elevate my legs anytime I feel like it.  I even use the “lift” feature when I remember to do it.

Did I happen to mention it was on sale?  I saved about $300!  All told, a win-win.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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