Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

August 7, 2020

Dear Everyone:

What a wonderful idea!  I mean replacing the old “desk” in my bedroom with a much larger “conference / training” table.

“Jeannie” came down to my place last Saturday to help me put the whole thing together.  Technically, we’ve both been sheltering in place and have neither of us exhibited any Covid-19 symptoms in the last five months.  Of course, we could both be asymptomatic carriers, but it seemed unlikely.  We decided to chance seeing each other in the same space at the same time.

Naturally, we opted to go to lunch first.  After all, “Jeannie” arrived around “noon-ish” and we were both hungry.  I had seen signs advertising that a local restaurant had apparently changed its name and was hoping to attract possible customers.  It is actually part of a local golf course, and honestly does most of its business in hosting large parties such as wedding receptions, corporate lunches and the like.  Not that there is much of that going on these days.

But it meant that the restaurant would have access to a large outdoor space, as it did.  We ordered hamburgers, which neither of us had enjoyed in many months.  The fact that the meals arrived in cardboard boxes generally used to take home “leftovers” did not detract from how delicious it was to eat something that did not come straight out of a microwave oven.

Back at my place, “Jeannie” enthusiastically opened both cartons to reveal the large, 60-inch-by-26-inch table top, four legs, four casters, four square metal plates, and several plastic bags filled with numerous screws.  Also a page of “instructions” that consisted mainly of diagrams meant to give a clue as to which screws went where.

I suggested that it would be a good idea to remove the old desk before starting in on the table.  We manhandled the desk out of the bedroom and into the dining room, near the front door.  I have a small, collapsible hand truck that we could use to escort the old desk out to a space in front of the dumpster enclosure.

We could have placed the desk inside the enclosure, but it would have blocked anyone trying to reach either the recycle bin or the actual garbage dumpster.  In any case, I had seen plenty of instances where other residents had placed unwanted furniture in front of the enclosure as a sign that such things were available for adoption, should anyone desire to avail themselves of the opportunity.

That cleared the space in the bedroom, in front of the windows, for the new arrival.

I pulled my tool bag from the outdoor closet.  The bag contains many useful objects, including multiple screwdrivers of various sizes and denominations and a pair of pliers.  The pliers allowed me to fasten the casters to what we presumed to be the bottoms of the table legs.

The screwdrivers were used to attach each leg to a metal plate.  Then we placed the table top face down on top of the bed.  This allowed us to screw the metal plates into the prefabricated holes on the underside of the table.  After that, it was a simple matter of leveraging the table off the bed and down onto the floor.  And it happily rolled into its new home.

While I was waiting for the table to arrive, I had also purchased a couple of little 2-drawer storage chests, each slightly over 12 inches in any direction.  I had already assembled one of them and taken it for a “test drive” on top of the old desk.  After “Jeannie” left, I put the second set together.

With one cube on each end of the table, I had four small drawers to corral all those small things that one can’t live without in a bedroom.  Later, I added a “wooden” shelf across the tops of both cubes to act as a bridge.  And a “hutch” was born.

All in all, it is a very satisfactory assembly.  And I have so much more space to use than before!  Moreover, moving the total thing away from the windows and back again is a breeze.  Add to that, it is no longer necessary to raise-and-lower the chair all the time.

As for the old desk, Monday morning I heard a clattering noise outside.  When I looked out the window, the Association “Porter” (i.e., janitor) was busily attending to the desk.  Wielding only a hammer, he disassembled the entire thing and popped the resulting pieces into the dumpster in less than a quarter-hour.  And that was that.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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