Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 10, 2019

Dear Everyone:

Last month “Jeannie” needed to consult with someone at my Credit Union, of which she is a member through me.  Something to do with her Home Equity Line of Credit.  In the past, she could just hop over to the branch in Concord.

But when the company sold that property, the Credit Union had to vacate the premises.  They set up a kiosk at another local banking institution, but that wasn’t enough to meet “Jeannie’s” needs.  So she drove down here to “Pleasanton”, where there is a branch ensconced in the more public part of Company Park.

As long as she was down here at lunch time, we decided to go to the Credit Union together, then have lunch.  And as long as we were at the Credit Union, I decided to look into applying for a loan to purchase a new car.

The Credit Union has some kind of online application process, but it really still is Not Ready For Prime Time.  I had twice attempted to fill out the application, only to have it disappear once I clicked “Save”.  This time, I spoke with a clerk who filled out an application inside the system.  In just a few minutes, I was prequalified for an Auto Loan.

Within less than 48 hours, I received an automated email informing that I was prequalified.  A week later, I got another automated email to remind me that the loan was only good until June 10th.  Not too long after that I got another automated email reminder again.  Had I forgotten to buy the aforementioned car?

No.  I was still in Research Mode.

I knew which make and model I wanted.  More or less the same as the 15-year-old car I was currently driving, “Odysseus, the Golden Warrior”.

I name all my cars.  It’s a family trait.  For years, Mother’s and Dad’s cars were known as “Laverne and Shirley”.  Even the mechanics at the local auto repair shop referred to them by name.  (“Well, Mrs. Wood, we have Laverne spread out all over the floor and we still haven’t been able to figure out what her problem is.  But we will.”)

I have been doing my research on exactly which type of Honda Accord I wanted to buy.  It helped when my upstairs neighbors pulled up in their shiny new Accord; and I could get some first-hand answers to specific questions, like how did it handle going up that steep hill to our place?  (Answer:  Just fine.)

Two days ago, I walked into the Honda dealership in nearby “Livermore”.  I knew I could probably save a few dollars if I bought the car online; but I favor supporting local businesses.

The first sales representative to descend on me was “Wallace”.  We went into his cubicle where he prepared to determine the “best” car to fit my needs.  I headed him off with “Accord, Touring, Hybrid”.  That undoubtedly saved us both a nice bit of time.

“Wallace” sprinted off to find some keys to onsite vehicles.  He came back with one that was a sort of light beige in color.  And it had a light gray interior, called “Ivory”.  I asked “Wallace” what exterior color was called.  He thought it was “Sandstone”.

He was wrong.  I found out later that it was called “Champaign Frost”.  Coincidentally, my soon-to-be-former car, Odysseus, is a slightly darker beige called “Desert Mist”.  In any case, I liked the color.  And I liked the way it handled test-driving it up and down “Livermore” Boulevard.

In short order, I had signed multiple forms and promised to deliver a check from the Credit Union in a couple of days.  Swung by the Credit Union on the way home and got the ball rolling.

This morning, the Credit Union called to say that the forms and check were ready for me.  I drove down the hill in the new car, signed many, many more forms, then took the check to the dealership.  As of this afternoon, I have a new car.  His name is “Agamemnon”.

Agamemnon (Aggy for short?) has more bells and whistles than you can imagine.  I was sitting in the car, in my carport, leafing through the Owner’s Manual, when my neighbors pulled in.  They were delighted to see me in a new car and confirmed that it takes some getting used to at first.

For example, I very much like the fact that you don’t have to pull the “key” out of your pocket to unlock the car and start the engine.  But I can’t help reaching into the pocket like I have done for lo, these many decades.

And pushing buttons instead of using a gearshift!  All very well, but my hand just reaches for that handle by itself.  This will take some retraining.  On the other hand, who wouldn’t love being warned when getting too close to the car in the next parking space?  It just might help prevent some inevitable dings and scrapes.

As for Odysseus, he will become “Jeannie’s” new-to-her car; and she’ll find something to do with Mother’s 21-year-old Civic.  In the meantime, Odysseus is hanging around the various parking spaces here at my complex.  I just have to move him every three days, or so, to keep it legal.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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