Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

November 16, 2018

Dear Everyone:

Summer is over.  Last week, when I returned home from “Jeannie’s” place, instead of turning on the air conditioning, I turned on the heat.  Just for a little while, but there you are.  Granted, people around here still do their Thanksgiving shopping while wearing sleeveless shirts and sandals.  Nevertheless, the days are growing shorter, the nights are growing longer; and both are getting downright chilly.  Summer is gone.  For now.

Where did I leave those slippers to heat up in the dryer?

In other news…

Last Friday, I attended an ARMA Chapter Meeting set up by the Silicon Valley Chapter.  Silicon Valley invited our Chapter to join them, something the current Board was eager to do, since it required very little effort on their part.  Also, it was a chance to see how well a “Virtual Meeting” would work.

The idea for a Virtual Meeting has been around for a while now.  In theory, the host chapter sets up a meeting via one of many website organizations.  The attendees can connect by going to the website and logging in.  They can see the Presentation (usually PowerPoint) on their screen and hear the presenter through either the sound on their computer, or by dialing into a conference phone number.

There are a few caveats.  (Caveat is a Latin word meaning, “Danger, Will Robinson!!!”)

First, everyone has to have access to the Internet.  Not something you’d expect to have in a restaurant meeting room, although that’s probably changing even as we speak.  Ditto a conferencing telephone with a speaker.  Again, these are becoming more and more popular and, therefore, accessible.

So Silicon Valley found a Speaker who works for a company we’ll call “Box Inc.”.  (That’s actually their real name.  You can look it up.)  “Box” has a couple buildings in Redwood City.  I opted to drive down and across the Bay to Redwood City, while other members of the Mount Diablo Chapter Board chose to connect virtually.  Our Treasurer, “Kate” also came to Redwood City.

[Before continuing, I should point out that back when I was working for a living, one of the things I used to do was give training on more than one of several Company-used software systems having to do with Records and Information Management (RIM).  These included content management systems.

Sometimes the class would include some people who couldn’t attend in person, but connected over the Company telecommunications system and Intranet.  Sometimes, I would be the only person in the room, as all of the attendees were there virtually.  So I know a few things about how to give a virtual presentation.]

Those of us who chose “real” over “virtual” were herded to a training room with audiovisual equipment and an IT guy to handle the intricacies of connection.  The Presentation was on “Cloud Content Management and Governance”, providing and managing cloud content being what “Box” actually does for various customers.

The Speaker, “Frosty”, really did know his stuff as far as cloud content management was concerned.  I’d be willing to bet he’d never done a virtual presentation before.

For one thing, he had a microphone, to allow the people not in the room to hear him.  Except that he only spoke into the microphone about 10% of the time.  He’s one of those people who like to talk with their hands.  Consequently, he was waving the mic around a lot, probably to the annoyance of those trying to hear him.

He also had a tendency to point to the screen, and even pat a particular bullet point, to emphasize something.  Needless to say, this was lost on the virtual attendees.

And, most importantly, no one gave the virtual attendees a “Heads Up” at the beginning of the meeting.  Most of them had no idea how to Mute their connection, so anyone who came by and stopped to talk was broadcast throughout the room.  This happened several time, including a lengthy discussion on a wildfire currently happening in Southern California.  And the IT guy had no idea how to Mute the connection from the hosting software.

All the while, I kept biting my tongue and telling myself not to jump up and try to “help”.  Later our Vice President, “Becky” told us that it was “very hard” to hear the whole thing.  But she liked the pdf version of the Presentation that “Box” sent out later.

As I told “Kate” at the time, at least no one put us on Hold during their call in to the meeting.  Back at work, that would have blasted us with music interspersed with vocal commercials for one of the Company’s products.  And, as I warned all participants during the “ground rules”, it would have resulted in my taking steps to “expel” the offending party as quickly as possible.

It pays to know how to use the system ahead of time.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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