Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 6, 2018

Dear Everyone:

Having a Holiday in the middle of the week completely screws up my internal calendar.  The past two days I’ve had to remind myself that “today is not Monday”, today is not Tuesday”.  It feels that way because “Jeannie” and I went to a movie on Independence Day which this year landed on a Wednesday.

We haven’t been to the movies in quite a while, but lately we’ve seen two:

Jurassic World:  Fallen Kingdom

One good sequel deserves another…

Jurassic Park:  Good story!  Good actors!  Great special effects!!!  Made lots of money!!!!  Let’s do it again!  And again!  And again!

In Jurassic World, Bryce Dallas Howard, as Operations Manager Claire Dearing, proved that she could outrun a velociraptor in stiletto heels.  But evidently, she didn’t learn her lesson.  This time she’s trying desperately to save the very dinosaurs that tried to eat her the last time.  Chris Pratt reprises his role as Owen Grady, former Naval officer, who apparently engaged in a brief relationship with Claire, which didn’t quite work out.

Ted Levine has a field day as the hardened mercenary who will stop at nothing to “earn” his bonus.  B.D. Wong, of the original movie, is apparently going for the Guinness World Book of Records for the number of sequels he can appear in.  James Cromwell plays the necessary Wealthy Guy to get everything going.

Add a dozen or so dinosaurs, transplant the whole kit-and-kaboodle to Northern California, and “press any key to continue”.  Just enjoy the popcorn and try not to let logic sneak in.

Ocean’s Eight

The original “Rat Pack” was a journalistic reference to a group of loosely-associated people who tended to congregate informally at the home of Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall in the 1950s.  Occasional members included Errol Flynn, Lena Horne, Ava Gardner, Nat King Cole, Mickey Rooney, Janet Leigh and Tony Curtis, and so on…

When the same term was applied to Frank Sinatra and his group, they bristled at the “old-fashioned” reference, preferring to call themselves “The Summit” or “The Clan”.  Nevertheless, when people hear the term “Rat Pack”, they think of the singer and his cohorts.  Dean Martin, Peter Lawford, Sammy Davis, Jr., and Joey Bishop comprised the “main group”.  “Mascots” included Angie Dickinson, Marilyn Monroe, Juliet Prowse, Shirley MacLaine, etc.

When one of them was entertaining at a venue, like Las Vegas or New York, there was always the “chance” that one or more of the others would “spontaneously” drop in for an unexpected performance.  The audiences were thrilled.  Ticket sales shot up.

While Sinatra was the acknowledged leader of the group, it was actually Bishop who did most of the organizing, making sure the right people showed up at the correct place and time.  So, when they all decided to make a picture in Las Vegas, it was really just an excuse for the “Rat Pack: to romp around.  Decades later, Henry Silva, one of the “real” actors who helped carry the load, reminisced:  “Nobody slept!  Nobody slept!”  Everyone filmed during the day and caroused at night.  Lots of fun for everyone.

Fast-forward 40 years and somebody decided to do a remake.  This time Danny Ocean, described by one character as “…a well-mannered shark” when played by Frank Sinatra, was portrayed by George Clooney.  Add Brad Pitt, Andy Garcia, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, etc., and the movie was almost guaranteed to be a hit.  In fact, it spawned multiple sequels.  It was only a matter of time before an all-female “spin-off” would happen.

Debbie Ocean, played by Sandra Bullock, is Danny Ocean’s sister.  Not that there was any reference to a sister that I ever heard.  Also, there is a reference to Danny Ocean being deceased, but with a hint that he faked his own death.  Whatever.  There has to be an “Ocean” in it somewhere.

Throw in Cate Blanchett as Debbie’s favorite partner-in-crime.  Add Anne Hathaway as an unwitting dupe and you have four Academy Award winners on set.  (Blanchett has two Oscars.  Hathaway won for proving she could sing and cry simultaneously in Les Misérables.)

The whole thing is based on Debbie’s desire for revenge and a touch of sibling rivalry.  Lots of great clothes and jewelry.  A really big crowd scene inhabited by dozens of cameo appearances by people famous for being famous.  Think Kim Kardashian.

Just relax and enjoy the air conditioning.  As for the title, Ocean’s Eight.  Why Eight?  Because it takes eight women to do the work of eleven men.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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