Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

September 23, 2016

Dear Everyone:

We had our Homeowner Association (HOA) meeting this week.  It actually went quite smoothly, if a little bit long at around three hours.  Our treasurer, “Pyewacket”, is determined to pinch every nickel and dime that gets spent.  So our Property Manager, “Michaela”, had to explain the difference between an Operating Budget and Reserves and what charges come out of each.  Even “Phoebe”, our newest Board member, who’s late husband ran his own business, claimed to understand the intricacies before “Pyewacket” conceded that counting every nail used to repair a balcony before it crumbles isn’t really necessary.

Then “Michaela” had to explain to “Patty”, the volunteer Landscaping Committee (of one) why she couldn’t just buy various types of equipment to “try out and see” if they would be useful in obliterating local mushroom populations and such.  I kept my mouth firmly shut while “Michaela” pointed out that the Association insurance company would freak if “Patty” got herself hurt, or damaged the property to the point of needing repair work, with her little experiments.

After that it was time to discuss, for the umpteenth time, various revisions we wanted to make to the Covenants, Conditions and Restrictions (CC&R) for our Association.  Several changes in various laws made it necessary to have our attorney rewrite some of the language.  And as long as we were doing that…  You can see where this leads.

Every little thing had to be considered, discussed, challenged and accepted.  Fortunately, three of us had already met and gone over just about all of it previously.  So there were only a few new items to be added, like allowing, or disallowing, satellite dishes and “Pyewacket’s” desperate desire to see individual water meters applied to all 188 Units so people would pay for their own water usage, instead of having it included in the Dues.

Time flies when you’re having fun…  Meanwhile, movies.

I am continuing to cultivate “Phoebe”, my neighbor and fellow HOA Board member.  When I showed her my little electric leaf-blower, and used it to clear her tiny patio in just seconds, she was delighted.  And promptly went out and got one of her own.  Last week, we went together to see Sully at the local theater.

“Phoebe” wanted to see the movie at the IMAX theater in Dublin.  When I asked her why a 40-foot screen wasn’t big enough, she admitted that she had only been to the IMAX once before and wasn’t really aware of the difference.  Frankly, you don’t need to see a plane crash (correction: “an emergency water landing”) that much bigger-than-life.  “Phoebe” also had no idea how much more the IMAX costs, since someone else purchased the tickets the one time she went.  I advised saving the money for something more appropriate.

In fact, I told her about the time that we paid extra to see James Cameron’s Avatar in IMAX 3D.  After all the Oscar-winning Cinematography and special effects, “Jeannie’s” only remark was, “Lots of pretty colors.”

As for the movie…

One morning in January, 2009, an airplane bound for Charlotte, NC, took off from New York’s La Guardia airport and accidentally ran into a flock of geese.  Captain Chesley Sullenberger, nicknamed “Sully”, successfully guided the plane to a water landing in the Hudson River.  Many, many vessels from the police and fire departments, among others, arrived in scant minutes to rescue everyone.  It was the “Miracle on the Hudson”, a Happy Ending for everyone except the geese, of course.

It was only a matter of time before someone wrote a book about it and someone decided to make it into a movie.  In this case, Oscar-winning director Clint Eastwood is the movie-maker.

Tom Hanks plays “Sully”, with snowy-white hair and mustache, and a commanding quiet dignity.  Laura Linney plays Mrs. Sullenberger, trying to deal with hordes of reporters and TV vans invading her little Danville neighborhood.  And a great many seasoned actors fill the smaller roles because they can do the job without attracting attention away from the story.

The special effects people got to recreate a water landing, with real water.  And lots of extras got to teeter on the sinking plane’s wings while shivering in the winter cold.

The closest thing this movie has to a “Bad Guy” is a flock of Canadian Geese.  And, after Argo, you can’t really complain about anything Canadian.  So no real Bad Guys.  Instead, Eastwood chose to make the bureaucracy the Designated Villain.

There are mildly intense scenes of the National Transportation Safety Board “raking Sully over the coals”, second-guessing his decision and requiring a number of simulations to “prove” that the plane had time to reach one of two airports.  Or not.  At the end of it all, Aaron Eckhart, as co-pilot, Jeff Skiles, got the best line in the whole movie.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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