Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

December 4, 2014

Dear Everyone:

A couple of months ago I decided it was time to get a new laptop computer.  The idea was to get the new one before the “old” one died suddenly and forced my hand.  It would also give me time to get used to the new one while the “old” one was still close to hand.  After all, a completely new way of doing just about everything involves a steep learning curve.

Then came the annual ARMA International Conference, in San Diego this year, and the anticipated CRM (Certified Records Manager) Workshop to be set up, the Homeowners Association stuff, and a myriad of other time-sensitive issues.  And I did what any reasonable person would do:  I (figuratively) threw my hands up and cried, “I don’t have time for this!”

So I put the “new” laptop “on hold” and went back to using the “old” laptop.

That was October.  It is now December and I still “don’t have time for this.”  After all, there’s the Holidays, shopping, shipping, etc.  Very busy time of year.  Maybe I’ll wait until January.

This, of course, is classic behavior.  In fact, some years ago I did a presentation on “Tips, Tricks and Traps of Data Migration” for our local chapter of ARMA.  One of the things I talked about was what I would call “Barnacle Bill” (or “Barnacle Betty”.)

This was the person who steadfastly refused to get on board with the new system, clinging to the old system with the tenacity of a barnacle.  They always had an excuse:  “Yes, I know the ‘new’ system is better, shinier, sexier, prints-in-color, but I don’t have time to learn it yet and I-just-need-to-do-this-one-thing-right-now!!!’ so there.”  The longer “Barnacle Bill” hung onto the “old” system the more out-of-sync it got with the “new” system and that caused all kinds of problems.

During one of our migrations from an “old” system to a “new” one, we happened to do it around the same time that “Barnacle Bill” was out on vacation.  In that case, we simply told his temporary replacement that the “old” system was no longer available and that he would have to use the “new” one.  When “Barnacle Bill” came back to work the next week, the “old” system was “offline” and he had to use the “new” one.  Fait accompli.  (That’s French for “Done already.  Get used to it.”)

I even told people at the presentation, “You might want to schedule your migration for when ‘Bill’ is on vacation, or otherwise away from the office.”  It was one of the “Tips”, along with:  “Don’t let Management stampede you into moving too early” and “Don’t wait for the ‘perfect time’ to migrate.  Just bite the bullet and do it.”

Ironically, “Barnacle Betty” was often the person who hated the old system the most.  Always complaining about this, that and the other.  When the new system came into play “Betty” suddenly discovered how much she “loved” the old system.

This is often true of all of us.  It may take a lot of time and effort to learn how to do something, like Mail-Merge in Word.  But once you get it down, it’s fairly easy.  Then along comes an “upgrade” and they’ve changed it all around and you have to learn it all over again.

I blame this on “the squeaky wheel” syndrome.  People who don’t like something complain about it.  The people who are relatively happy with how things are going don’t.  The software companies hear most from the “squeaky wheels”, not from the “happy so far people”.  So they make changes based on input from the “squeaky wheels” because they never hear from the rest of us.

Lesson learned:  When the software company sends you one of those “satisfaction surveys”, let them know how much you “like things the way they are.”  Otherwise, something’s going to change.

Have you hugged your computer today?

Love, as always,

 

Pete

(Programming Note:  With all the Holiday stuff going on, there might not be a Letter every week between now and the end of the Year.  Stay tuned for further details.  P.)

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