Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

August 23, 2013

Dear Everyone:

Last month I mentioned that I spent a couple of nights in a hotel aboard the historic Queen Mary, a retired ocean liner docked in Long Beach, California.  What I didn’t mention is that, at approximately 1:25 in the morning, the fire alarm came on.

Now, 1:25 in the morning is not the time to start thinking, “What were those hotel fire safety tips again?  Something about knowing where all the emergency exits are?…how many doors between my room and the next exit?...Should I stay in my room or go out?...”

For the record, I knew exactly where I was in the ship, exactly how many doors between my “stateroom” and the nearest emergency exit, plus the next exit in case the first one was blocked, to use only stairs and never take the elevator, and so on.  I’ve stayed in plenty of hotels over the years and had the “rules” drummed into me at various “safety meetings”, something they have regularly at work.

In fact, this will make a nice, little “OE Moment” for some upcoming meeting.  It always pays to have a few “OE Moments” in your pocket, just in case.

What does “OE” mean?  It means “Operational Excellence”, a business buzzword used to mean whatever Management wants it to mean.  In this case, “safety” falls into the category of Operational Excellence.  So every meeting has to have a “safety moment”, which has been “upgraded” to “OE Moment”.

As for the fire alarm aboard the aforementioned “hotel”, it took them only about ten minutes to announce that “the situation has been resolved.  It is now safe to re-board the ship.”  Regrettably the hotel staff did not seem to know how to turn the fire alarm OFF, so it blared for over an hour, interspersed every ten minutes with, “the situation has been resolved.  It is now safe to re-board the ship.”

A lot of us didn’t get much sleep that night.

As for the “OE Moment”, almost anything can qualify as long as it has something to do with “safety” and can be applied to one of ten “tenets of operation”.  The trick is to list all ten, highlighting one or more that might pertain to the subject at hand.

In the case of hotel fires, I prefer tenet number eight:  “Always address abnormal conditions.”  Since very few people live in hotels all year round, that might qualify.  Also, one hopes that fires in a hotel are not considered “normal”.  It doesn’t really matter.  Someone is bound to disagree with you; and that sparks a “discussion”, which also counts as an “OE Moment”.

It’s what business calls a “Win-Win”.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

Programming Note:  “Jeannie” and I are getting ready to head off to North Carolina for The Great Wedding Reception Weekend, also known as Labor Day Weekend, so there will be no Letter next week. P.

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