Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

September 15, 2012

Dear Everyone:

Our vacation to Oregon, for the annual visit to the Shakespeare Festival, did not get off to an auspicious beginning.

I packed the car and got out the door a little after 9:00 AM Tuesday morning.  The plan was:  Get to “Jeannie’s” place between 9:30 and 10:00.  Pack her stuff in the car.  Say good-bye to the kitties and head to Vacaville, where I-505 splits off from I-80 to I-5.  Have a late breakfast in Vacaville.  Drive north and stop for lunch in Redding, where we would refill the gas tank and continue on up to Ashland, landing around mid to late afternoon.

But then, some character got pulled over by a Highway Patrol Officer near Walnut Creek that morning for having “an obstructed license plate.”  He shot the Patrol Officer, reason unknown.  Another Patrol Officer shot the shooter.  Police shut down the entire freeway system for “a while”.  It took me five-and-a-half hours to get to “Jeannie’s” place, a trip that usually takes 30-40 minutes.  We won’t even go into how I got sidetracked to Oakley.

We finally left “Jeannie’s” place about 3:00 that afternoon.  Had dinner in Redding.  Drove through the mountains in the dark.  Pulled in front of the hotel a mere 12 hours after I’d left my place (“Jeannie” called the hotel and had them hold our rooms for us.)  Through careful planning, we did not have any plays to attend on Tuesday; that would begin on Wednesday.

The plays were, of course, delightful.  As You Like It was rustic; we especially liked the sheep.  Animal Crackers was just plain silly.  Henry V was, well, Henry.  The Merry Wives of Windsor tried a little too hard to be “relevant”, transplanted to an idealized Midwest (Iowa), with many references to modern politics and same-sex marriage.  The stereotypes would have annoyed anyone, let alone anyone from the Midwest.  However, on the Plus Side:  More sheep.  As for Romeo and Juliet, who could have predicted that we would see the exact same play just over a month ago in New York?  In a word…kids!!!

I’d forgotten how much walking uphill, and downhill, is involved in Ashland which is, after all, a mountain town.  I did see a gentleman sitting on some kind of two-wheeled Electronic Convenience Vehicle (ECV) that looked like an improvised Segway.  I’ll have to look into that.

Meanwhile, back at work…

“Ludmilla” continues to complicate her “test scripts”.  She doesn’t just toss in “everything but the kitchen sink.”  She also adds the kitchen sink, the attic, the basement, and your third cousin’s mobile home.  And she still likes to jump around like a cricket on a griddle.

I’m currently “reviewing” the original test scripts for “Functional Set 1”, which counts as Phase 1 and has already been in Production since last year.  Nevertheless, there have been a lot of changes caused by Phases 2 and 3 and it’s important to make sure the Ripple Effect hasn’t wiped out anything important.

Example:  One of the programmers decided to “move” all the imaginary Service Managers to “Hobby” for some reason or other.  However, one of the very first tests involves an imaginary Service Requestor who “works” in California.  When said imaginary Service Requestor requests some service, none of the imaginary Service Managers can “see” the request because why would someone in “Hobby” be bothering with moving furniture around in California?

So my job is to either rewrite the test script to use an imaginary Service Requestor who “works” in “Hobby”, or convince the programmer to “move” one of the imaginary Service Managers back to California.  In the meantime, all of the imaginary Facility Managers are currently “working” in Aberdeen.  The imaginary Aberdeen, of course.  Or Concord, which is in imaginary California.

In the meantime, the Project Manager has decided to “just do it”, as in, just get Phase 3 done and clean up the mess afterward.  So the light at the end of the tunnel is still a couple of short weeks away.  After that, I can decide whether to continue to help out at work or return to glorious unemployment.

I’ll have to think about that, too.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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