Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

December 29, 2011

Dear Everyone:

Well, it’s been quite a year, for me at least.

I started out the year alive; always a good thing.  Having survived a heart attack, I went on to survive getting my right hip replaced.  Ever the adventure.

I also survived getting FIERd (Forced Into Early Retirement).  Not a route I would have chosen, but probably for the best.  Might as well enjoy what time I have left.  I haven’t been unemployed since May, 1973, so it’s taking some getting used to.

Left to my own devices, I probably would have continued knocking myself out every day at work for another five years.  The IRS (Internal Revenue Service) unofficially frowns on people retiring before age 65.  They don’t come right out and say it, but the rules are definitely slanted in that direction.

On the Plus Side:  I shoveled at least 2% of my income into what was originally called “The Stock Plan”, which later morphed into a 401(k).  As time progressed, that percentage went up to 6%.  So now I have a tidy little nest egg to help see me through what “Marshall” calls “The Bonus Round”.

(You young people, pay attention.  Just like we do with computers, “Save Early; Save Often”.  As we were growing up in the Portland, Oregon area, a local savings and loan had a slogan that I’ve always taken to heart:  “Pay yourself first!”  If your employer has a 401(k) program, get into it.  If not, start a savings plan somewhere and pour as much into it as you can manage.  Remember, it’s tax-deductible.  You’ll thank yourself later.)

Speaking of tax deductions, this is “traditionally” the week that I make my charitable contributions.  I wait until the end of the year in case I need the money for myself; but once I know the year is closing out, it’s time to be generous.  A tax accountant once told me that for every dollar you donate, the IRS gives you back forty cents.  Which you can then put into that savings account we just talked about.  What goes around comes around.

Unfortunately, for every donation you make, the word gets around and about a bazillion envelopes land in your mailbox from what I call “beggars”.  They’re all so “worthy” and more than willing to “give” you return mail labels, calendars, spare change, etc., in an effort to “guilt” you into donating to their particular 501(c)(3) organization.

I throw them all into a box as the year progresses, then go through them in December.  Seriously, I literally filled a big trash bag with “extras”; multiple “pleas” from the same organizations, some as many times as twice a month; new organizations convinced that I don’t have enough places to give money to.  I figure all the money they “hope” to get from me goes to pay for printing, postage, etc.

And so many of them have printed forms with helpful little checkboxes (“I’m donating $X.XX.)  Don’t you wish they would have a checkbox that reads, “I’m donating $X.XX and if you send me more than three mailings per year, I’ll cut you off without a dime (including the dime you glued to this mailing)”?

OK, rant over.  I still have that big bag of paper to take to the recycle bin.  I’m thinking of trying a different approach for next year:  I’ll make a list of organizations and put it on the inside of my front door.  (The door is metal, making the use of refrigerator magnets especially helpful.)  As the envelopes come in, I’ll “check” them off on the list.  After that, all new envelopes can go directly into the recycle bin.

It’s worth a try, right?  In the meantime, here’s hoping everyone enjoys a Safe and Happy New Year.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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