Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

October 27, 2010

Dear Everyone:

Lordy, I will be glad when this Election is over!

Here in California we have the usual nonsense.  But we also have two interesting individuals; one is named, “Meg” and the other, “Carly”.  They both have the distinction of having been “Chief Executive Officer” (CEO) of internationally-known businesses (eBay and Hewlett-Packard.)  And they are both pouring millions of their own money into their campaigns.

Why?  Because they want to.

Used to be, if an actor decided to direct a movie, it was an indication that the actor really wanted to make that movie.  (Or wanted to become a director; and some of them have done quite well for themselves.  Ron Howard and Clint Eastwood leap to mind.  Mel Gibson, Kevin Costner, and Charlton Heston, not so much.)

As for Meg and Carly, you can look them up in Wikipedia.  Go directly to the bottom of the page and note when that page was last updated.  Chances are:  today.  They have people whose job it is to keep track of what’s being written and can be changed if it’s too unflattering.

Meg wants to be Governor and Carly wants to be a Senator.  For both of them I have two words:  Frank Jordan.  Jordan wanted to be Mayor of San Francisco.  He fought a long, hard campaign in the 1990s and won.  Then he discovered that he didn’t much like the job of being mayor.  He liked running for, and winning the election.  He just didn’t like the job that came after it.

Ask Meg and/or Carly why they want to be in politics and they will point with pride to their achievements in business.  But that doesn’t indicate that they would be any good in an elected office.

If they really wanted to do a good job, they would start small and work their way up, the way Dianne Feinstein did.  She served on the San Francisco Board of Supervisors (each member was elected by and represented a portion of the City, which isn’t all that big to begin with), working her way up to Board President.  Then she succeeded Mayor George Moscone when he was assassinated (along with Supervisor Harvey Milk) back in 1978.  From there she moved up to Senator from California.

Neither Meg nor Carly seem interested in working their way up to anything.  They both want to start at the top.  (Where do you go from up?)  Personally, I’m not sure that being rich is sufficient experience for anything.  Remember when Ross Perot try to buy his way into the Presidency?  Heard anything from Ross lately?

Apart from all the personalities, there are the Propositions:  18 through 27.  Thankfully, for whatever reason, number 18 was removed from the ballot, so that’s one we don’t have to worry about.

Next up:  Proposition 19.  This is the one to legalize marijuana in California.  For those of you just returning from intergalactic travel, marijuana is a weed that grows freely in many parts of the world.  It can have mild psychoactive properties, depending on how it’s used.

When I was a college student living in Morocco, it was called, “hashish”, or just “hash”.  In the American southwest, it was called “loco weed” because animals who ate it acted “loco” (crazy.)  During the Reagan Administration (see Wikipedia), President Reagan “declared war on drugs”, which include marijuana, thus causing officials to wonder, “How do you regulate a weed?”

As for this business of solving problems by “declaring war” on them, President Lyndon Baines Johnson “declared war on poverty”.  Johnson is gone; poverty is flourishing.  ‘Nuff said.

Back to the other Propositions:  There’s one, or two, to try and “prevent” gerrymandering (back to Wikipedia!)  There’s another to give, or take, tax breaks to, or from, businesses depending on which hysterical ads you choose to believe.  There are two, yes two! which claim “fix” the ever-present budget crises.

The actual election is next Tuesday (the first Tuesday in November.) the first Tuesday is because of frontier days.  People couldn’t be expected to travel on Sunday, so they were given enough time to walk, or ride, to town all day Monday, camp out Monday night, and take until nearly 8:00 PM Tuesday evening to arrive in time to vote.

But I use an Absentee Ballot, so I need to get mine in the mail by this weekend to be sure it gets counted.  I plan to study all the issues carefully (good old Wikipedia!  Yes on O!  No on W!)  The good thing about the Internet is that you can collect data from the comfort of your home.  And there’s always the Public Library.

And, if all else fails, there’s always the tried-and-true “Vote Yes on Odd, No on Even”.

 

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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