Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 23, 2010

Dear Everyone:

For reasons too complex to go into tonight, “Jeannie” and I have begun taking our lunches to work with us.  This means we each need something in which to carry said lunch.

A few weeks ago, I stopped in a nearby “discount department” store, looking for something to carry lunch items in.  In the “seasonal” section (read, anything-having-to-do-with-summer, including picnics, camping, etc.)  I found an insulated “tote” bag that looked promising.  It could hold several plastic containers (½-cup each of two kinds of salad dressing, larger bowl of tuna with sweet pickle relish and mayo already mixed) along with several baggies of carrots, celery, radishes, small tomatoes and a “blue ice” bag that goes in the freezer at night, then sits on top of everything to keep them cold until lunch time.

Unfortunately, the “tote” soon revealed a bit of a problem.  It was too big to carry along with the “regular” tote bag that I use to get things from home to the office and back again.  The insulated bag had straps that could, theoretically, fit over the shoulder, but then there wasn’t sufficient room for the other bag.  Back to the drawing board.

Last weekend, I was in another “discount department” store, wandering the aisles, looking for any kind of insulated lunch-bag-like object.  In one (sporting goods) section, I did find a “cube” that would hold up to twelve 12-ounce cans (presumably of beer) and some “extras”; but that was too big for either of us.  Then I happened to turn into an area that looked like it had kitchen containers.

And there, between plastic and rubber-like containers with matching lids, was a whole line of insulated “lunch bags”.  I picked out one that was about the size of a small shoe box.  It had two sections:  The “bottom” section was lined with a stiff insert that would hold the plastic containers, plus a few baggies.  It had a zipper that opened up until the “top” and “bottom” were side-by-side.  The “top” (it’s all relative, after all) section could be closed with a Velcro fastened flap.  Or you could expand it with a zipper so that the whole thing is a big rectangle.  The “top” holds the frozen “blue ice” and more baggies.

I also found something more like the “traditional” brown paper bag that we all remember:  You filled it with a sandwich, bag of cookies, piece of fruit (according to season), then you folded the open end down two or three times.  In the case of the insulated bag, you have the choice of folding down the top with a Velcro fastener; or, if you need a little more room, expand the top with a zipper.  This would definitely work for “Jeannie”.

Only problem:  How to carry the “lunch bags”.  Both have nicely cushioned handles.  But I have already discovered even a nicely soft handle is more than one hand can take when also holding several other items, including the house keys.  We both need a way to “connect” the lunch bag to another item.  In my case, the usual tote bag.  In “Jeannie’s” case, literally a suitcase handle.  “Jeannie” has a large suitcase that she uses to carry all of the equipment that she absolutely must have to do her work, regardless of where she is.

I was thinking of going to the fabric store and looking for some kind of canvas that I could sew into a “strap”, possibly with Velcro fasteners that she could loop through the lunch bag handle and the suitcase handle.  Then I saw something at work and suddenly realized there was a much simpler, and already assembled, solution:  Carabiners!

I have two in the office.  They hang from wires connected to extremely large and powerful magnets attached to the office wall and supporting a wire basket usually filled with various types of candy for all of my co-workers.  At least three people from clear at the other end of our building came by this afternoon to say, “Hi!” and, incidentally, avail themselves of badly-needed chocolate.  (They have a very tough workload going on right now.)

A “carabiner” is “an oblong metal ring with one spring-hinged side that is used especially in mountain climbing as a connector”.  The ones I have in the office came from one of the really-big-home-improvement-warehouse-stores.  They cost pennies each.  I already tested one with my bags and they work like a charm.  I’ll pick up some more this weekend and “Jeannie” and I will be in business.

As for the insulated “tote”:  It’s not going to waste.  I keep it in my office.  When I get in, I transfer everything from the smaller bag to the larger one, where everything has lots of room.  At lunch time, I add a soft drink, some utensils and dish/cups and we’re ready to go.  At the end of the day, what’s left (mostly the “blue ice”) goes back in the smaller bag on its way home.

And now it’s time for me to start fixing tomorrow’s lunch. 

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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