Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 28, 2008

Dear Everyone:

In December, 1972, I graduated from Portland State University with a Bachelor of Arts Degree (BA) in Anthropology and a Certificate of Proficiency (equivalent of a BA) in Middle Eastern Studies.  I had an airline ticket to San Francisco (where my family had relocated while I was still in school) and $49 in my pocket.

At the time I didn't realize how lucky I was.  I never had to take out a student loan because I could live at home and take the bus to school (I hated that bus with a passion.)  And when it came time to move into a tiny apartment just off campus, I had some money from a small trust fund that had been set aside for me when I was a child.  And a part-time job working in a private hospital in Portland.

And Fellowships.  Did I mention the Fellowships?  One to study in Morocco the summer of 1971 and another to study the next summer at Portland State.  The one in Portland had an "intensive" course in Arabic.  I took my third year of Arabic in 12 weeks.  (That's why they called them intensive.)  So, by taking a slight overload the fall term in 1972, I was able to graduate before the money ran out.

As for the trust fund, one day our Dad looked at me and asked, "How old are you?"

"16."

"Oh, well when you turn 18, let me know.  There's some money waiting for you in a bank in California."  It came to a little over $1800.  And that's how I graduated with $49 in my pocket.

When I was studying, Dad would sometimes look at some of the books I was reading and would remark something along the lines of, "Well, this is all very well and good, but I don't see how it's going to help you find a job in the real world."  And I have to admit that, when I arrived in the San Francisco Bay Area, a degree in Anthropology didn't look like something anyone would be interested in.  But Middle East equals xxx and xxx equals xxx Companies and there was the world headquarters of “Generic XXX Company of Fill-In-Blank” in the Financial District.  So I went downtown and found the Personnel department and filled out an application, explaining that I wanted to practice a bit before taking the typing test.

Before that happened, they contacted me.  They said they had noticed on the application that I was an anthropologist, and they had a policy of hiring anthropologists as Information Technicians, and there was an opening, would I be willing to come in for an interview?  When I showed up for my first day at work, 35 years ago tomorrow, the man who had hired me was not available and his manager didn't know exactly what I'd been hired to do.  But, being a very wise man indeed, he said that knowing how the “Willoughby Files” operated would be in my best interest no matter what work I did, so he took me to the “Willoughby Files” on the 8th Floor and told the woman in charge, "She's yours for the next two weeks."

35 years later, I'm still in Records and Information Management.

And I took great pleasure informing our Dad that I had got the job because of the Anthropology.  Of course, it took me years to figure out why a xxx company would be interested in an anthropologist.  You see, you can’t get a degree in anthropology without studying archaeology and paleontology.  And you can’t understand archaeology and paleontology without understanding sedimentary geology.

In the xxx business, micropaleontology and sedimentary geology are the heart and backbone of “Privateering & Exploitation”.  So an anthropologist knows enough to be useful without thinking he or she knows more than the specialists

Speaking of fossils, “Jeannie” and I went to see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.  A local film critic pronounced it the worst “Indiana Jones” movie, but I disagree.  I think that honor still goes to the Temple of Doom.

The year is 1957, exactly 21 years after Jones and Marion Ravenwood strolled out of some Washington, D.C. establishment (as portrayed by the main stairway in San Francisco’s City Hall).  Having defeated the Nazis twice, Jones now has to contend with Russians.  He escapes “easily” enough for the same reason that Hamlet didn’t kill his uncle in the first act:  It would be a short play.

Soon a young man, about 20 years old, is looking for Jones to help him find his mother who has been kidnapped by nefarious persons in South America.  Clues unfold.  Russians give chase.  There’s a marvelous romp through a jungle.

There are also holes in the logic that you could drive a truck through, but don’t let that stop you.  Towards the end the picture starts to pick up elements of The Mummy Returns (lets do these special effects just because we can.)  Nevertheless, there’s a fine payoff at the end.  Definitely worth the (matinee) price.

In other news…

Remember that police shootout at “Jeannie’s” place about a month ago?  She’s received a subpoena to appear as a witness.  However, the latest development is that the trial (or preliminary hearing, or whatever) has been postponed until whenever.

Also, I’m taking Friday as a vacation day.  The garbage disposal suddenly started dripping water last weekend, so I’m having the plumber in to replace it.  In all those Indiana Jones movies, there’s usually one of those instances where someone pushes the right “button” and a mechanism starts to work.  How is it that people could build a mechanism thousands of years ago, with braided grass ropes and wooden pulleys, and it works perfectly, yet a garbage disposal has to be replaced every five years?

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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