Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

November 8, 2000

Dear Everyone:

One more word about the ARMA Conference last month. 

Although it is the “International Conference”, it is almost always held in either the United States or Canada.  This is because there are more people in the North American chapters than in various parts of Europe, Australia and the Far East; and because, while the Americans would probably love the excuse to visit Paris or Rome, their budgets usually only go as far as Des Moines or Toronto.  (Next year:  Montreal.) 

Nevertheless, wherever the International Conference is held, a certain number of people from the Tokyo Chapter always attend.  And they almost always enter and leave the United States through San Francisco.  And they almost always contact the president of the Golden Gate chapter prior to the Conference in hopes that someone in the Bay Area will host some kind of Records Management related event that they can attend after the Conference, on their way back to Japan. 

This affords them an opportunity to see what advances in Records Management the San Francisco chapter has to offer.  More importantly, it affords them an excuse to stay in San Francisco over the weekend following the Conference. 

In the past few years, I’m afraid the Golden Gate chapter wasn’t doing too well and frequently had nothing to offer, or didn’t have enough advance warning to set anything up.  But this year, the nominal head of the Golden Gate chapter sent out a message to the members of all three Bay Area chapters.  And several chapter members offered to give some kind of presentation, including yours truly (after my boss suggested that we could show them our relatively new database). 

What this all boils down to is the Japanese ARMA members were at my office a week ago last Tuesday for about 2½ hours, seeing some things that our international company is doing with electronic records, as well as our database. 

Something like this had happened some years ago, back when I was working in downtown San Francisco, and our Project Manager at the time just happened to be the current president of the Golden Gate chapter.  So I was aware of the importance of exchanging business cards and gifts.  I discussed it with my boss and we decided to order golf balls (with Company logos) for our guests.  As I knew that there would be eight to nine business persons, plus a possible translator, I ordered a dozen tubes with two “Top Flight” golf balls, some tees and one of those little place holders, each for about $2.50.  (The next item up was a dozen balls at over $10 per package.) 

While I was at the Conference, I actually attended a session on “Business Etiquette”, where the presenter said the easiest place to find advice is on the Internet.  So, when I got back into the office, I did a search on “Business Etiquette Japan” and got some pretty impressive hits.  I also found out that gifts should always be wrapped, and never give white flowers. 

So the morning before our presentation, I got some wrapping paper and ribbons (in red, white and blue) and, with the help of a couple of coworkers, wrapped the tubes.  When the Japanese arrived (15 minutes early), we had the gifts and business cards all ready.  The presentation went very well, followed by a brief tour of the warehouse.  I must say, the Japanese were gratifyingly impressed by the two-story-high shelves of boxes and took many pictures of themselves in front of the shelves.  (They were probably appalled at so much space being given over to mere boxes.) 

Then we exchanged gifts (cards are exchanged at the beginning of the meeting) and they went away and I went home.  I hope they can find a use for the golf balls. 

In other news… 

I didn’t really have time for a movie this weekend, but I did have a free “readmission” ticket and “Jeannie” agreed that I could go and see Bedazzled without her.  This is a remake of the 1967 comedy by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, which completely ignores the fact that it's actually based on Christopher Marlowe’s play, Dr. Faustus, 1588. 

Brendan Frasier plays the hapless Elliot, a complete dweeb who gets the offer of seven wishes in return for his soul.  Elizabeth Hurley plays the Devil.  Elliot makes one try after another to find true happiness with his heart’s desire, Allison; but each attempt ends in complete failure, thanks to the Devil’s fondness for loopholes.  “You wanted to be rich and powerful.  Colombian drug lords are rich and powerful.”  Until someone tries to kill them. 

It’s about 90 minutes of pleasant diversion watching Hurley vamp and Frasier constantly changing comic gears.  Good for a rainy weekend once it comes out on video.  Speaking of which, are you aware of how much video rentals cost these days?  Almost as much as a matinee, only without the sticky floors. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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