Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

April 1, 1999

Dear Everyone:

In all the excitement last week, I forgot to mention that we’ve finally decided on a new Records Management software.  The Winner Is…extemporé.  Silly name, I know; but software companies seem to feel compelled to come up with something clever, even if it doesn’t make a lot of sense.  This company wanted to name their product “Select”, but gosh-darn, somebody else had thought of that first. 

Whatever.  Having evaluated and selected an application, we finally move into Phase II.  This will consist of testing, negotiating and generally working all the kinks out of going ahead with Phase III, which will be the actual data conversion and implementation.  Lots of fun stuff ahead.  Luckily, I don’t have to do all of this myself.  CITC (Company Information Technology Company) has plenty of people to help me with the particulars, for a price, of course.  I say, the more we pay someone else to deal with it, the fewer headaches I'll have. 

In other news… 

I did get my taxes completed last Sunday, with help from Phineas.  Only took a couple of hours.  And I’ll be getting refunds on both federal and state.  For those of you unfamiliar with the concept of “refund”, that’s when the government pays you instead of you paying the government.  Personally, I like it better that way. 

As for the treadmill, which I bought nearly three weeks ago, and have been waiting to use until a new power cord could be installed…  Last Sunday was a beautiful Spring day.  Absolutely gorgeous.  Blue sky; soft, cool breezes.  I said to myself, “Open some windows.  Let some fresh air into the place.” 

Now, to open the window in the west bedroom (where we placed said treadmill), you have to angle around the futon sofa to reach the window.  The alternative would be to climb up onto the sofa itself, which is also a possibility.  As I was opening the window, I happened to look down at the wall behind the sofa. 

This is where the electrical outlet is that the treadmill would be plugged into.  It really is the nearest outlet since the treadmill is positioned right in front of the closet and there are no outlets in the closet.  I had acquired a special, heavy-gauge extension cord, just long enough to do the job.  The idea was that the extension cord would only be used when the treadmill was actually running.  Any other time, the treadmill would be unplugged and the extension cord would be safely tucked out of the way, under the sofa. 

Now, you will recall that when the treadmill was delivered, a week ago last Saturday, the power cord was damaged during delivery.  So, when the treadmill refused to start up, both the young man from the store and I assumed it was because of the damaged cord.  But, on Sunday, as I was opening the window, and looked down, I realized that the extension cord was not fully plugged into the outlet.  The young man had sort of tugged on it when he went to plug in the treadmill. 

I climbed onto the sofa (no small feat, since it is currently covered with all of the emotional baggage that Phineas brought with him; i.e., extra diskettes in case installed software didn’t quite work; operator’s manual for the sound system; many, many CD’s, etc.) and tried plugging the cord back into the outlet. 

Sure enough, no sooner had I done that, and plugged the treadmill into the extension cord, than the treadmill lit right up, business as usual, ready when you are.  I’ve been using it all this week.  And I love it.  I’m already up to about 45 minutes at around 1.8 mph, that being the duration of a typical Law and Order episode taped off A&E in the afternoon.  Unless I have some more current deferred viewing on hand, of course. 

In the meantime, the new power cord arrived, along with the Owner’s Manual.  I’ll take a look at the two of them just as soon as I have time. 

Speaking of which, Daylight Saving Time begins this Sunday.  Brace yourself. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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