Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

November 19, 1998

Dear Everyone:

We finished watching all four Records Management software presentations last Thursday.  That’s eight hours’ worth of demonstrations, all of which tend to look alike after a little while.  So I had video tapes made of all of them, plus the discussions that took place in the afternoons.  In all, I had six tapes at the end. 

I’m having copies professionally made so that we can send them to certain people who couldn’t attend the meetings, thus convincing them that their input counts for anything (just kidding, again).  But, since getting four sets made would probably take all of this week, I wanted to have a “convenience set” made for myself, so I could get started on really dissecting each product as soon as possible. 

Therefore, I bought six new tapes last weekend.  I took the old VCR in the east bedroom and brought it into the west bedroom, where I connected it, via a handy set of cables, to the combination TV-VCR.  Now I could play a tape on one VCR and record it on the second VCR, thus making my very own copy.  (This is perfectly legal since we told the vendors we would be making copies and they said OK and could they get a copy, too?) 

The tricky thing about this tape-to-taping is that you can’t use the remote controls.  If you tell the VCR on the left to play, using the remote, the VCR on the right gets the same message and starts playing when it should be recording.  Instead, you start the tape on the left, and only use the remote to get the tracking correctly set up.  Then you manually rewind the tape on the left.  When it’s ready, you press PLAY on the left while simultaneously pressing RECORD on the right.  Keep it straight, or you’ll lose what was originally recorded to the “snow” on the as-yet-unused tape. 

Now, since it takes two hours to record a two-hour presentation, I would go downstairs and use the living room VCR to catch up on deferred viewing from the week before.  Part of the way through zipping through a commercial break, I suddenly thought, “Gee, I sure hope the VCR upstairs isn’t zipping through two minutes worth of the presentation right now.”  Apparently, upstairs and around the corner is far enough away to block the signal from the remote. 

Although, there are times when I would have the same show playing in both bedrooms (and downstairs) while I puttered around cleaning house.  I noticed that turning “Mute” on in one bedroom would sometimes do the same in the other.  Tricky little devils. 

So now, I have ten hours of tapes that I can view whenever I have time to work on this project.  And I’ll have lots of time next week, since I’m taking some vacation along with the Thanksgiving holiday.  (No Letter next week.) 

Movies... 

Finally got to a movie with “Jeannie” last weekend.  Meet Joe Black is a remake (again) of Death Takes a Holiday.  The idea is that Death has come to our world in order to find out what all the fuss is about.  He selects William Parrish, played by Anthony Hopkins, as his guide.  Parrish is something of a cross between Ted Turner and Mother Teresa, a media mogul with a heart of gold.  Hopkins does a superb job; but then, he’d do a superb job of reading the phone directory, too. 

Death, introduced by Parrish as “Joe Black”, is played by Brad Pitt.  “Jeannie” says any awards should go to whoever dyed Pitt’s hair “surfer gold”.  It hangs over his eyes like a puppy dog’s.  Pitt does his best to look wide-eyed and innocent, but generally comes across as just not quite there.  He starts out with a kind of arrogance that comes from knowing nothing can touch him coupled with the fact that he really doesn’t know the system. 

But he catches on fast.  Soon he is romancing Parrish’s daughter and discovering the joys of peanut butter.  When Joe finally realizes what love is, and that sometimes it means making sacrifices, the arrogance slides off a little.  Or maybe he just cut back on his medication. 

Whatever.  Pitt is still cuter than a bug’s ear, the movie has a surprising number of laughs in it, and Hopkins gets what every actor dreams of:  A three-hour death scene.  Try it, you’ll like it. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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