Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

April 2, 1998

Dear Everyone:

A four-day weekend, followed by a three-day weekend, and you’d think I could have found the time to get my taxes done.  You’d think.  But things kept getting in the way.  Take this last weekend. 

Saturday:  Spent most of the day in the office, importing extended descriptions for a woman in “Hobby”.  Total time:  About five and a half hours.  Plus another hour trying to get some other things done.  In other words, I pretty much blew my Saturday on office stuff. 

Sunday:  “Jeannie” had invited some people to her place for spaghetti dinner.  Problem is, “Jeannie” doesn’t really cook all that much.  I was invited to dinner as well, with the provision that I make the spaghetti sauce.  Left my place at 12:30.  Got home just in time for The X-Files (a very strange episode).  (Come to think of it, they’re all very strange episodes.)  Also, Sunday is garbage night because the garbage collectors generally arrive very early on Monday morning, thus taking advantage of the opportunity to wake as many people up as possible.  So Sunday was shot. 

Monday:  I had agreed to send a package abroad via DHL and it turns out the nearest (only) DHL drop off is in Concord, right on the other side of the airport from “Jeannie’s” office.  But “Jeannie” had to be in San Jose, so I drove up to Concord to ship the package and got home by a respectable 2:00 pm.  Then there was grocery shopping.  And after that, I had all the time in the world to work on those taxes.  I’d even already installed the new Tax Crunching software that would (theoretically) do most of the work for me. 

But then, I’d also taped a four-hour miniseries that weekend.  I thought I’d just take a quick look at the beginning while I had a bite of lunch, then get started on the taxes.  After all, I’d seen that miniseries the first time around.  Not that I remembered any of it.  In fact, I had forgotten how good the hero looked in those jeans.  I could afford at least an hour, couldn’t I?  After all, it was my Day Off, wasn’t it? 

I can just see myself filling out the request for an extension on my taxes.  Reason for need for extension:  “The hero looked good in jeans.”  Oh, well, plenty of time next weekend.  After all, the returns aren’t really due for another 14 days.  No need to rush things. 

On another subject, what’s with this El Niño nonsense?  Things were beginning to start looking like California in the springtime the past couple of weeks.  Then, last Wednesday, it was, “Hello!  Deluge!!  OK, ‘bye now.”  How can so much water fall out of the sky in so little time?  I don’t recall authorizing this. 

On the plus side, all this rain has produced a bumper crop of California Golden Poppies. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete 

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