Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

March 26, 1998

Dear Everyone:

Finally got AOL fixed this past (long) weekend.  No more “IMFART” messages.  I’d finally gotten desperate and ordered an “upgrade” CD so I could re-install the software.  Then, before it even arrived, I discovered that one of the guys at work had “several” CD’s available.  In fact, he decorates the walls of his cubicle with useless free software CD’s. 

I took an unopened package home and installed the software and now AOL is all better, shinier than before.  Except that in doing so, I discovered that I had lost my Address Book of email ID’s and my “Favorites” folders.  No, actually, I hadn’t thought of writing this information down somewhere.  That’s what the computer is for.  So I’ve been calling around, getting people’s addresses again.  As for “Favorites”, when I need them again, I’ll find them again and make new Favorites out of them. 

More PC problems: 

A couple of weeks ago, my speakers started not working.  It might not seem like much; but after the machine talks to you for a while, it’s not the same without all the beeps and whistles.  And I like listening to soundtracks while I’m writing Letters and doing other incredibly important stuff, like looking for more funny stuff on AOL.  So, last Friday, I took the speakers into the office to double-check that it was the speakers and not the sound card or the wiring that was dead.  It was definitely the speakers 

So off I went to the computer store, looking for speakers and anything else I couldn’t live another day without.  Found an upgrade to Microsoft Money 98 that was only $19.95.  Couldn’t pass that up.  And a nifty box that lets you plug all the pieces into outlets in the back, with matching power switches on the front.  No more bending over to turn on daisy-chained power-strips.  I can even turn on the printer from where I’m sitting.  Of course, I still have to climb over the sofa to reach the printout when it arrives. 

Movies... 

“Jeannie” was uncharacteristically disinclined toward movies last weekend, so I went alone.  Saw Mr. Nice Guy, starring martial arts expert Jackie Chan.  This is a delightful Keystone Kops type comedy in which just about everyone is an experienced kick-boxer.  Jackie is your basic Wrong Guy in the Wrong Place at the Wrong Time, but with incredibly fast reflexes. 

He’s a television cook in Melbourne, Australia, who has something two rival drug gangs want, only he doesn’t know he has it and can’t understand why bad guys keep coming after him.  However, he has an innate talent for turning just about anything into a weapon.  Where a lesser hero might turn to bullets for protection, Jackie uses jalapeños.  Eventually, the Nice Guy gets mad and brings down the house. 

Then the real fun starts.  Just to show that it’s not as easy as they make it all look, they show a series of out-takes.  Botched scenes with flubbed lines (“I get nervous in English”), props that go right when they should have gone left, a buzz saw that clearly doesn’t take direction well, and erstwhile adversaries tenderly picking Jackie up off the floor after a fight scene ended unexpectedly.  All in good fun. 

Primary Colors is another movie “Jeannie” didn’t care to see.  When the book came out, I didn’t pay much attention to all the fuss over who could have written it, primarily because I don’t pay much attention to anything that comes out of Washington.  The book is supposedly based on the Clinton presidential campaign.  The movie is supposedly based on the book. 

It shows the inside story of a coming-up-from-behind-do-we-really-have-a-snowball’s-chance-in-hell-of-winning-this? campaign where nothing is black and white, but everything is in infinite shades of gray.  It boasts some fine performances, particularly from Kathy Bates. 

It also boasts an unexpected appearance by Henry Woronicz, our former Artistic Director of the Oregon Shakespeare Festival.  He’s even identified by name, for those who might not recognize him right off the bat.  I almost blurted out, “My God, that is Henry Woronicz!” which probably would have perplexed the people around me. 

On the other hand, with the exception of the “Bill Clinton”-type character and the “Hilary Clinton”-type character, Henry’s the only one I really would recognize.  I could trip over Kenneth Starr and never know it.  So much for politics. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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