Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 5, 1997

Dear Everyone:

Things have been relatively non-hectic at work lately.  I’ve actually gotten some things done that have been sitting on my To Do List for months, even years.  For instance, there is a form that people fill out when they send boxes in to be stored.  The form is commonly referred to as a “GO-88”, or “88” for short.  Presumably, it was the 88th “General Office” form to be created at Company.  Company has thousands of forms, so this is one of the earliest. 

The form was originally set up to match the computer system (Company Records Management Information System -- “CRMIS”) used to manage boxes.  But a couple of years ago we replaced CRMIS with Versatile.  So for a couple of years it has been on my To Do List to revise the form to better match the way information is entered into Versatile. 

This is the kind of thing that you could probably finish up in a few hours if you could just spend a few hours on it.  But finding “a few hours” without interruptions isn’t that easy.  It’s like trying to find one of the mythical “Round To-It’s”.  I’d work on the form a little here and there, but it always got put on the back burner whenever something more important came up.  Then, this week, I decided to just hide out somewhere and get it completed.  It’s now officially off my desk and on someone else’s To Do List.  What a relief! 

Next thing on the hit parade is Versatile for Windows.  In a few weeks, I’ll be going to a technical conference about this, so it would behoove me to get more familiar with it.  Plus, I miraculously seem to have time to play around with it.  And to fire off email notes to their technical support to ask why this does that and how do I do fill-in-the-blank.  V for W comes with on-line help, but it doesn’t seem to be very helpful.  I need to learn it backwards and forwards before we convert to the new system later this year.  At which time the GO-88 form will again need to be revised.  What goes around comes around. 

Movies... 

Saw Breakdown with Kurt Russell and Kathleen Quinlan.  Actually, you don’t see much of Kathleen.  Yuppie couple in a brand new Jeep (much more manly than a station wagon, which is why there are so many of the miserable things on the highway -- rant, rant) are driving through Texas (with Massachusetts plates) when their vehicle inexplicably breaks down (see title).  A friendly truck driver offers to take them down the road to call a tow truck, but the husband elects to stay behind and guard the car.  This is the last you see of Kathleen for quite some time. 

Russell plays a regular guy who finds himself caught up in a nightmare of searching for his wife.  The locals take one look at his designer clothes and write him off as not worth listening to.  The police are no help (when are they ever in these movies?).  Kurt has to take things into his own hands and find out what’s really going on.  From this point on the movie’s subtitle could be “Men Behaving Stupidly”.  “Jeannie” kept leaning over and whispering, “Why is he doing that?”  Answer:  Because it’s in the script. 

And Russell’s character isn’t the only one with more guts than brains.  The reward-to-risk ratio is totally off the wall.  People are seen risking their lives for virtually no reason.  But it does make for good action scenes, as long as you don’t ask too many questions. 

Bottom line:  Wait a few months, then go rent this one and Unlawful Entry and have yourself a little Kurt Russell film festival. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete 

Any New Venture Goes Through The Following Stages:  Enthusiasm, Complication, Disillusionment, Search For The Guilty, Punishment Of The Innocent,  And Decoration Of Those Who Did Nothing.  -  UNKNOWN

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