Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 29, 1997

Dear Everyone:

Last Christmas, while “Alice” and “Kelly” and “Park” were visiting, Mother and I took little “Park” to visit Mother’s Cousin “Candace” and her 17 cats. 

Yes.  17 cats. 

The purpose of the visit was twofold.  One, “Candace” wanted to see “Park”.  Two, “Park” loves cats.  As does “Candace”.  As does “Candace’s” son “Perry” who, we discovered more recently, has seven cats of his own.  Between the two of them they pretty much have the cat market sewn up as far as “Oakley” is concerned. 

Up until recently, Mother had three cats.  She’s down to one at the moment, but that could change any day now.  (And this is not counting all the raccoons who depend on “the big raccoon in the blue coat” who feeds them twice a day.) 

“Jeannie” has two cats.  Are we seeing a pattern here?  All of these people are descended from the same pair of great-grandparents.  Clearly there is a gene at work here, probably recessive, since it doesn’t show up in everyone; a gene that causes certain individuals to give off cat-attracting pheromones and which also predisposes them to accept every feline that comes their way. 

Take “Jeannie” as a case in point.  One day she called me at work to announce that there was a cat on our back deck.  This in itself was cause for wonder since we lived on the second floor at the time and there were no known trees nearby.  The first thing I said was: 

“For God’s sake, don’t feed it.” 

“Jeannie”:  “Oh.  Was that tuna fish a mistake?” 

Not if you want to keep a stray cat. 

“Jeannie’s” next cat just came in through the bedroom window.  Every night.  And I feel it is important to point out that two of Mother’s cats were adopted at a time when “Jeannie” was living with the folks in Oregon.  And during Christmas a few years ago, when someone’s frightened kitten ran away, whose back deck did she show up on?  Mother’s.  While “Jeannie” was visiting.  “Jeannie” definitely has the gene. 

In other news... 

“Marshall” came up for a visit last weekend.  We had champagne brunch and shopped for Scandinavian furniture.  Didn’t buy any.  It has been my observation that “Marshall” and “Jeannie” can spend whole days shopping without buying a thing.  Not even a cat. 

Also saw The Lost World this weekend.  For those of you just returning from intergalactic travel, this is the sequel to Jurassic Park.  Like its predecessor, it’s a really big picture.  It has lots more dinosaurs.  Big ones.  Little ones.  Really big ones.  Once again, Jeff Goldblum gets all the best lines.  I spent the entire picture trying to figure out who was playing the Big Game Hunter character.  Turned out it was Pete Postlethwaite, playing a much younger role than in his last few films (the dying father in In the Name of the Father, the scribe/monk in Dragonheart). 

There are visual tributes to movies as far apart as Godzilla and John Wayne’s Hatari.  Music by John Williams, but it didn’t sound like he spent much time on it.  Just hauled out the scoring for Jurassic Park and rearranged it some.  Great dinosaurs, though.  Worth spending a hot summer afternoon in the dark. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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