Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 25, 1996

Dear Everyone:

Happy Birthday, “Richard” (7/23) and “Byron” (7/28)!!! 

A few weekends ago, I got into a real domestic mode, doing laundry, running the dishwasher, emptying all the wastebaskets.  When I pulled the wastebasket out from under the kitchen sink, to empty it, all this water came out with it.  Investigation suggested that water was leaking from the garbage disposal, but only when the dishwasher was draining. 

On the one hand, this was good news.  It takes me a week to fill the dishwasher (and another week to get around to emptying it again), so I had time to get a plumber in to look at the problem.  Of course, the bad news was, I needed a plumber.  I checked with my Complete Fix-It-Yourself book, which indicated that the problem might be as simple as replacing a hose, or just tightening the clamp. 

However, since the only way to determine the extent of the problem required lying on your back with your head under the disposal with a flashlight, while someone else runs the dishwasher, I preferred to pay a professional to do it.  I made an appointment for last Saturday and the plumber showed up, crawled under the sink and located the actual cause of the problem.  The part of the disposal where the hose connects had completely corroded through. 

In retrospect, this was not much of a surprise.  I’d already replaced the hot water heater, the tap that feeds hot water to the washing machine and the washing machine hoses.  Clearly, Contra Costa water, especially hot water, is corrosive to pipes.  I now have a shiny, new garbage disposal, guaranteed for five years. 

It’s a good thing it’s guaranteed, because last Tuesday, when I ran some egg shells through it, it went completely ballistic on me.  Sounded like it wanted to tear the whole kitchen apart.  And, yes, I checked; there were no spoons in with the egg shells.  I now have a plumber coming on Saturday to check on my shiny, new, but clearly dysfunctional, disposal. 

Having got the disposal fixed, or so I thought, “Jeannie” and I went to see The Frighteners.  Michael J. Fox plays a psychic con artist, teaming up with ectoplasmic buddies to “haunt” houses, then “exorcise” the spirits, for a price.  Trouble is, some unknown force is causing perfectly healthy people to drop dead of heart attacks and Fox is the only one who can “see” the perpetrator.  That’s as much as you need to know. 

This is a prime example of good actors in a bad movie.  The direction, in particular, is atrocious.  The plot is pure nonsense, which is not necessarily a bad thing, except that, in this case, it is.  Even the music is lousy.  As “Jeannie” said, “It makes no sense on so many different levels.” 

The one interesting point about it is where it was filmed.  The locale looked like any typical small New England town.  But it was filmed entirely in New Zealand.  New Zealand has some spectacular scenery, but none of it is in this film.  To see New Zealand scenery, go rent The Man From Snowy River instead.  (Or watch the syndicated TV series, Hercules, The Legendary Journeys.)  As for The Frighteners, I can’t even recommend it for the air conditioning. 

I’m on vacation next week, for our annual pilgrimage to Elizabethan England. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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