Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 18, 1996

Dear Everyone:

Once again, I am in search of the perfect handbag.  Like the Holy Grail, I’m not sure that it really exists, nevertheless, I keep searching.  The old handbag was not so much falling apart as falling down.  Every time I’d set it down, it would get tired and just sort of roll over on its back.  I know how it feels, but I can’t have these things happening at the BART station.  Besides, “Jeannie”, my personal shopping advisor, was bored with the old purse. 

So we’ve been looking at purses, which essentially come in two sizes:  Too small and too big.  The latest fashion seems to be darling little miniature backpacks like the ones climbers and hikers wear, only too small to hold more than a compact and coin purse.  Not only are they impractical, particularly if you work in the City and have to wear a suit, but they seem to have been designed expressly for Pickpockets, Inc.  What better way to give away your wallet than to hide it behind your own back? 

On the other side of the coin is the jumbo bag, large enough to include the kitchen sink.  You could spend days trying to locate your car keys, even if they have the beeping key chain. 

“Jeannie”, naturally, heads straight for the Coach counter.  Coach makes what are quite possibly the finest handbags in the world.  Consequently, they’re locked inside glass cases.  (“Jeannie” has very expensive tastes.)  These bags aren’t designed to last two or three seasons; they’re intended to last a minimum of three generations.  (“And to my dear great-grand-niece, Hortensia, I leave my green Coach handbag, the one with the double-clasp and brass-mounted feet.”) 

After looking at the handbag departments of four major stores, I finally went back and picked out one that is really too big, but which has lots of nice pockets.  A place for everything and everything in its place.  With enough room left over for a paperback novel and Rhode Island, should I ever need to take it with me.  Now the only problem is remembering just where I put everything. 

In other news... 

It’s official (again).  The San Francisco people will be moving to “Livermore”.  Having made that announcement last spring, the manager and supervisors went to work figuring out what the new structure of Information Management Services (IMS) would look like.  Soon there were rumors that they were re-thinking the whole thing and maybe the San Francisco people would stay put.  These rumors seemed to originate more in San Francisco than anywhere else. 

But now it’s official (again) and the San Francisco people, along with some of the Library people in Company Park, will be moving to “Livermore” sometime before the end of the year.  “Murray” has already had a preliminary meeting with a floor plan designer who will try to figure out how to fit 17 more people into the available space.  Most likely, we will be in some kind of cubicle arrangement. 

My only hope is that my cubicle turns out to be big enough for both me and my purse. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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