Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

September 1, 1995

Dear Everyone:

Those fun-loving rascals in RACS have decided to throw a big party.  You remember RACS, Records Analytical & Consulting Services, comprising 25% of my customer base.  Well, they decided to hold a Records Management Conference in San Francisco this month. 

They’ve invited all the best people, which is to say, the Company’s Records Coordinators.  These are the folks who distribute Destruction Reviews, develop Retention Schedules and generally try to convince the people in their respective work groups that records really are a little more important than pond scum. 

RACS is doing themselves proud.  They have three days planned.  Opening ceremonies.  A General Address Speaker.  A Keynote Speaker.  Lunches provided.  Breakout “workshops”.  The whole nine yards.  They figured they’d being doing really well if as many as 40, or even 45, people agreed to come. 

Imagine how thrilled they are now to be facing a crowd of over 140.  That’s how many were coming at the last count.  They have people coming from all over the US, Canada and Africa.  That’s a lot of tuna sandwiches to make. 

And imagine how thrilled I am to be presenting two sessions on Records Destruction.  Yep, I’m Queen of Destruction again.  It’s like the Hydra of ancient Greece.  Every time you chop its head off and think you’ve killed it for sure, two more heads grow back. 

In other news... 

“Jeannie” has a friend in her knitting class who was asking if anyone could give her a list of good videos to rent.  Seems she’s planning on having a lot of time on her hands.  “Jeannie” thought, “I bet I know where there’s a lot of movie reviews.”  So she called and asked if I have copies of old Weekly Letters.  Such a question! 

We figured she could look through some files and maybe copy the review parts, using my PC.  Last Sunday, “Jeannie” came over and started going through seven years worth of Letters.  I suggested she start around 1992, since I think that’s when I started giving opinions on things like “Steven Seagal can’t act his way out of a paper bag”.  (He still can’t.  It’s just that more people know it now.) 

She started looking just for “Movie review...”, but soon fell victim to one turn of phrase or another.  After several hours, she had “tagged” a few Letters, but was still hopelessly mired in 1992.  And besides, I was using the PC.  We’ll try some other approach this next weekend. 

By the way, we finally saw Apollo 13.  Good in a wholesome, apple pie sort of way.  Not much suspense, of course, since you know they’ll make it back.  But it was interesting to see how they would do it.  Or rather, how they did it. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete 

PS.  The Christmas List is enclosed for immediate members of the family.  “Jeannie” did it this year, so I’m sure it’s perfect.  P.

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