Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 30, 1995

Dear Everyone:

First, and foremost:  Happy Birthday, Mom!!! 

Summer arrived with a vengeance last weekend, bringing a killer heat wave with it.  It knocked power out all over the Bay Area, including “Jeannie’s” place, on Sunday.  I was more fortunate, so around 7:00 p.m., when the temperature was still in the triple digits, “Jeannie” showed up at my place with a pizza in one hand and a couple of Baskin & Robbins ice cream sundaes in the other.  When I asked how much I owed her, for my share of dinner, she shrugged and said, “Subtract it from what I owe you.” 

This is much easier to do now that I have my own computer.  I already have an Excel spreadsheet called “JEANNIE”.XLS, in which I can keep track of money loaned and paid back.  For obvious reasons, I would hesitate to keep a file entitled “JEANNIE” on a company computer.  I used Ogden for over a year before I decided that I could justify the expense of a computer of my own.  Now I’m finding all sorts of things to use it for, like my monthly Budget, the weekly Letters, the Ashland Itinerary.  Stuff that I always kept on diskettes before, then couldn’t always remember which diskette I’d used. 

Last weekend, “Jeannie” and I went shopping for, among other things, a new printer for my PC.  We went to Costco.  I know what you’re thinking:  “Only mad dogs and Englishmen go to Costco on a Saturday in the middle of a heat wave.”  Actually, we were there less than an hour.  Didn’t find the printer I wanted, but we did find the new “natural” keyboard by Microsoft, the one with the split keys and ergonomic design.  I decided that I could justify buying one for two reasons: 

1.      In my capacity of Business Systems Analyst, part of my job is R&D (Research & Development) on behalf of my customers.  Clearly, it was my duty to get one of these hot new items and try it out, in order to be able to recommend it (or not). 

2.      It was 15% less than at Egghead! 

Up until now, I have had limited opportunity to try the new keyboard out, being either too late, or too tired, after work each night this week.  But I look forward to using it quite a bit this weekend, since I have four days off from work.  And no, I don’t expect to get Company to pay for the keyboard, unless it turns out to be so great that everyone ends up getting one with a 50% increase in productivity.  But I’m keeping the receipt, just in case. 

I did find the printer I wanted at Circuit City, for $41 below anyone else’s price.  It’s a cute, little HP DeskJet 540 that sits on the bottom shelf of the computer cart, ready to print at a moment’s notice, provided I remember to turn it on.  It can even print in color, should I decide to invest in a color kit further down the road. 

All in all, I’m in pretty good shape, except that the PC still doesn’t have a name.  I had one in mind, but “Jeannie” wouldn’t allow me to name it after a murdering Druid priest from 5th Century Britain.  Can’t think why. 

I’ve tried Hamilton’s mythology, but nothing seems to quite fit, despite “Jeannie’s” suggestion of Pyramus and Thisbe for PC and Printer.  I’ve started scanning Shakespeare instead.  I sort of like Polonius, but that name is really better for a cat.  Any and all suggestions cheerfully accepted. 

“Jeannie’s” contribution for this week: 

Why is it that when you send something by car, it’s called a shipment; but when you send the same item by ship, it’s called a cargo? 

I have no idea. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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