Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

Febuary 24, 1995

Dear Everyone:

I have a new friend.  He doesn't have a name, yet, but we’re going to get along very well. 

He's a mouse.  A very special mouse.  He has no tail. 

I took advantage of the long weekend to do a little R&D (Research and Development), which should be part of my job except that, normally, I'd have a better chance of visiting Mars than I would of spending time on something less than "critical".  I'm looking into the effectiveness of using a cordless mouse on the PC. 

I spotted this a few weeks ago when I was looking for something else entirely at Egghead, which is a computer software and supply store.  Isn't it always the way?  You're looking for one thing and wind up getting something else.  In fact, the retailers count heavily on this phenomenon (called "impulse buying").  That's why they're constantly rearranging their shelves and departments. 

They're hoping you'll spot something you just can't live without while trying to find where they hid the cat food, which used to be in the center of Aisle 8.  Last time I tried to buy paper cups, I had a hell of a time.  Not only had they switched aisles, but they'd move them from the top shelf to the bottom shelf. 

And who decides to move lingerie to the basement where men's ties used to hang out, anyway?  Is that an executive position?  Vice-president in Charge of driving consumers crazy? 

Anyway, having spotted the cordless mouse, I decided to try it out, once I've gotten the OK to spend some money (it's only $100-ish).  There are three things to like about this little guy: 

First:  He has no cord.  No more fighting with gravity, which keeps dragging the cord down under your desk. 

Second:  The Center Button.  This is programmed with an automatic "double-click".  Just point the arrow where you wanted and press the Center Button once and presto!  Instant double-click.  No more "missed" icons. 

Third:  "Smart Mouse".  With this feature activated, when you go into one of those millions of dialog boxes that Windows applications love so well, the arrow automatically goes to the Default choice (usually OK).  This means, if you want the default choice, you don't have to move the mouse.  It's already in position.  Of course, you have to remember not to move the mouse if you want the default, or you just have to move it back again.  Clearly, a little re-training is in order. 

Nevertheless, I'm already quite fond of the little guy (must find a name for him) and consider him well worth a hundred bucks.  Particularly in light of the fact that it wasn't my hundred bucks.  In the next few weeks, I'll be taking him into the office for various of my customers to try out and see if they like him, in which case, they can petition their respective bosses for cordless mice of their own.  I'm certainly not giving mine up. 

Movies… 

We did find time this weekend to see a movie, but it's been out for quite a while and may not even be showing in your area.  Quiz Show.  It's worth watching if only to see the complete difference in the performance of Ralph Fiennes (pronounced Ray Fines), who plays Charles Van Doren, compared to his commandant in Schindler's List.  Rob Morrow (late of Northern Exposure) makes a nice try at a Harvard accent. 

The costuming is particularly impressive, especially if you've forgotten the styles of the 1950s, when no self-respecting woman would dare leave the house without a hat on, no matter how stupid it made her look.  Bless Jackie Kennedy for liberating us from the tyranny of hats! 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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