Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

Febuary 10, 1995

Dear Everyone:

Spring has sprung.  After a month of steady rain, followed by relatively warm days, the greenies and the growies around here have determined that winter has ended, virtually before it began.  Everything is budding and blossoming ferociously. 

Except for the garden outside my San Francisco office building.  The garden is gone, temporarily.  It will be returned (we’re told) after the Renovation Project is completed.  The Renovation Project is intended to do a facelift on the front of our building, 575 “Mirabel Street” and the side of the next building, 555 “Mirabel Street”.  Both of these buildings belong to Company Real Estate Management Company, CREMCO (pronounced krem-ko, and you're right, it does sound like something made by Nabisco).  CREMCO has suddenly decided that the front of 575 and the side of 555 need to be renovated and the garden between them totally redone. 

The lobby at 575 will be redone and the entrance moved to phase 555, with a bridge between the two, arching over the garden.  What was wrong with the old lobby? Absolutely nothing.  Were the marble walls threatening to collapse?  Of course not.  Was the two-story high ceiling going to come crashing down on our heads?  Not likely.  Was there something wrong with entering the building at the front?  Not for 20 years there wasn't.  (I was one of the first people to occupy this building when it first opened in 1975.) 

So why does the lobby need to be redone? 

“Freddy’s” coming. 

CREMCO recently completed the sale of the Company’s World Headquarters building on "Beelzebub Street" and that means that CEO “Frederick U Johnson” and his cohorts have to move out.  Where will they move to?  Guess. 

You got it.  To the top floors of 575, thus evicting those people who have been enjoying one of the most spectacular views of the City.  Want to take any bets on whether or not “Freddy” gets a corner office overlooking the Bay? 

Meanwhile, down here on earth, the Lobby Renovation Project has, well, taken over the lobby.  The marble walls are encased in plywood, turning the entryway into a tiny tunnel (covered with more wood and plastic sheets) which leads to another tiny tunnel where the elevators are hiding in dark little cul-de-sacs.  It's not unlike entering a maze, albeit a very short one, made more interesting by the fact that at least two of the elevators in each bank will be out of commission from now until October.  But you never know which two.  More of the renovation. 

I feel sorry for the security guards who are sandwiched into this little space.  On the other hand, they do have a kind of "window" cut into the plywood, so they can see out to the heavy construction equipment, just inches on the other side of the glass and the big, muddy hole that used to be the garden. 

I have no doubt that, in time, they will finish and the garden and lobby will be better than ever.  I also believe that the 680-24 Interchange Improvement Project will be completed in my lifetime, that the Beatles will eventually get back together again, and that no one in their right mind would make a movie based on The Brady Bunch. 

We live in hope. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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