Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 19, 1995

Dear Everyone:

I'm not sure how or when it happened, but somehow, quite without my intending it, I’ve become an authority figure.  Recently, I happened to be passing someone's workstation and overheard them on the phone, saying, "I asked ‘A’, and she said to do it such-and-such a way, so that's how we're doing it." 

People come to me with questions and I give them answers and they're happy to be told what to do.  They don't ever seem to ask themselves, "Is she just making that up?"  No, they assume that I know what I'm talking about and that I'm telling them the truth.  I think it's wonderful that they feel they can come to me with all their little problems and get the answers they need.  Although, I sometimes wish they wouldn't all come once. 

And, so far, I've been able to resist the impulse to respond to a question with the answer:  "Stand on your head and spit green golf balls." 

In the Wonderful World of Versatile, “Jerry” and I have finally managed to get the ball rolling on using the bar-code scanners to check boxes in and out of the system in “Livermore”.  Only “Livermore” and “Hobby” use bar-coding.  The "smaller" warehouses don't seem to need it.  And as for “Hobby”, they have planted their collective feet in the mud and steadfastly refused to stop using CRMIS until "all the problems have been worked out in Versatile".  They want all the details settled as far as bar-coding is concerned before they will even begin to use the new system. 

On the one hand, they have a point, as witness all the "work-arounds" we've had to come up with in “Livermore” to deal with not being able to use the scanners (until yesterday).  And the process is still somewhat bulky.  “Jerry” wrote up some "step-by-step" instructions that filled about 6 pages.  On the other hand, “Hobby” has nowhere near the volume of work that “Livermore” has, and “Livermore” has been managing quite well.  “Hobby's” just dragging their feet.  For instance, even though they were told months in advance that they would need a dedicated phone line put in for the modem that connects them to the system, they didn't even order it until the week after the system went operational.  And they claim it's still not the right "kind" of line and they don't want to use it because it will cost them money. 

We suspect that they have it in mind to just wait until “Jerry” and I get out there so that we can set everything up with a little, or no, effort on their part.  However, I have a secret weapon:  “Hobby's” customers.  Once “Dierdra” and “Regina” and the others get into Versatile and find out how easy it is to do a keyword search, tag the boxes they want, and order them all with a single keystroke, they'll force “Hobby” into using Versatile. 

At this point, we're not exactly sure just when we’ll get to “Hobby” and the other sites.  “Murray” pointed out that we could center our operations in “Hobby”, where Southwest Airlines has flights going to “Austin”, “Oklahoma City” and “Lafayette” every hour or so.  That way we can stay flexible.  Naturally, “Hobby” would like us to come out as soon as possible.  But the “Livermore” people have already said they don't want “Jerry” and me disappearing until they're more familiar and more comfortable with Versatile and we want to keep them happy. 

Besides, I want to make sure that we miss Mardi Gras time in “Lafayette”.  I saw The Pelican Brief.  Being in a town where 10,000 people are partying on every sidewalk doesn't appeal to me.  Our (tentative) plan is to concentrate on getting the Bay Area users trained first, then tackled the Central Time Zone. 

As for the bulky work-arounds, last night I wrote some little batch files that take six of “Jerry's” steps and condense them into a single word.  So it's already getting better. 

As long as they keep doing what I tell them to do. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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