Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

January 13, 1995

Dear Everyone:

No, we haven't quite floated away in the floods.  There are some advantages to living at the top of a ridge. 

New Year’s Resolutions 

Resolution #1:  I have resolved not to resolve to go home on time.  This one is doomed; and I don't intend to set myself up for failure, like Wiley Coyote.  There is still a lot of work to do in Versatile.  There are too many people dependent on my little pet project; and I don't want someone to have to stay late because I went home on time. 

Resolution #2.  Use Word for Windows instead of WordPerfect.  Word is the new Company standard and our new manager is a firm believer in using the latest technology.  Sure, I already know how to use WordPerfect, have dozens of macros (tiny programs) set up, and it'll take a little longer to do things in Word at first.  But if I wait until the perfect (no pun intended) time to start using Word, it'll never happen.  The more you use it, the easier, and faster, it will get.  At least, that's what I keep telling people about Versatile.  Besides, using Word may give me access to lots of new graphics, and I know everyone is bored with all the old pictures. 

Christmas Vacation 

Went to Canby and got to see the Gates of Hell.  Not in Canby, of course.  The Gates of Hell were in Portland at the art museum along with a great many other works by the French sculptor Rodin.  Also visited the Pittock Mansion, again.  Nice little hovel.  Just goes to show that if you lead a good life, work hard, and say your prayers, you, too, can start building your dream house at 74, just like Mr. Pittock. 

Other than that, we stayed pretty close to the nest this year.  Once again, I didn't get to meet my pen pal, “Hermione”. 

The Kitten 

Of course, Mother’s still buying 60-pound bags of Attaboy dog at food for the raccoons, four of them, who come up to the deck every night.  Monday night, the day after Christmas, “Jeannie” noticed that there was someone else out there, too; a small, gray, Persian kitten.  Of course we took the kitten in, at least for the evening (Dad, who thinks three cats are enough, had already gone to bed).  Of course, upon seeing the kitten outside the patio door the next day, Dad was heard to shriek, "Don't you dare let that cat inside!" 

Mother called around the neighborhood to see if anyone had received a kitten as a Christmas present.  It was obvious that this cat had been well cared for prior to Monday, and she was extremely well-behaved.  We had to check to see if she had claws.  However, there were no takers.  Next, we tried an old family friend who was sure she could find a good home for the kitten; but it didn't pan out and the cat was "recalled". 

By now, Dad could be seen in the living room, playing with the kitten, while loudly proclaiming "we aren't keeping it!"  Mother put a "found" ad in the local paper, which would come out on Tuesday.  By the time the owner saw the ad and call to reclaim their little darling, Dad was out buying a scratching post and catnip toys.  These were turned over to the rightful owners, two little girls, ages five and ten, along with the kitten whose name turned out to be "Sassy". 

Let's face it:  Mother just naturally attracts furry, four-legged creatures looking for a handout.  Luckily, woolly mammoths are not indigenous to the Pacific Northwest. 

Movie Review 

I wanted to see Nell, but “Jeannie” wanted to see Pret-a-Porter (Ready to Wear) so that's what we saw.  A dumb movie about a non-murder that takes place among a lot of people who expend a great deal of time and effort on clothes that will never be worn by anyone but models.  However, it does have Linda Hunt and she's always a delight.  Other than that, skippable. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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