Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

October 12, 1994

Dear Everyone:

A short week, letter-wise.  Today is my last day in the office.  I'll be in a class Thursday and Friday.  Something about customer service called "Putting People First".  The most important thing about this two-day class (apart from taking two valuable days away from my Versatile project) is that it's 20 minutes away from home and doesn't start until 8:30 am.  This actually warrants resetting my alarm clock. 

But, since I'll be in class and won't have access to a printer and copier on Friday, I'm doing this week's Letter today. 

The big news in the short week is “Jeannie's” car.  Some months ago, somebody, in a “rit of feallous jage”, or for whatever reason, broke the radio antenna on “Jeannie's” car.  Really, you'd think they could pick on a car their own size.  As for “Jeannie”, getting the antenna fixed was out of the economic question. 

As a result of this senseless act of random violence, “Jeannie” no longer has a functioning radio in her car.  Consequently, she can hear all, or at least most, of the funny noises that the car has begun to make.  Last Saturday, she decided it was time to "take the car in to the vet." 

“Jeannie”:  It’s running hot and making a funny noise. 

Mechanic:  What kind of funny noise? 

“Jeannie”:  It's making this sort of clicking noise when I turn the wheel. 

Mechanic (eyes lighting up):  Could be the front axle. 

We left the car at the shop and went to breakfast.  When we got back to my place, there was a message to call the mechanic.  “Jeannie” called the mechanic. 

The mechanic said there were two problems.  One, the thermostat needed replacing. 

That's why the car was running hot. 

“Jeannie”:  How much to replace the thermostat? 

Mechanic:  $200+. 

The second problem was the front axle, which needed this and that and a few of those and all of it very expensive. 

“Jeannie”:  How much to fix the axle? 

Mechanic:  $800+. 

“Jeannie”:  If I don't have it fixed, what's the down-side?  What's the worst that can happen? 

Mechanic:  Your wheels will fall off. 

“Jeannie”:  I miss my radio! 

Know anybody with a really good used car they want to sell really cheap? 

Family members will find a copy of this year’s Christmas List attached.  Everyone else will just have to wonder who got whom. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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