Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

October 7, 1994

Dear Everyone:

Mrs. Malaprop lives! 

For some reason, the subject of malapropisms came up in a column in the San Francisco Chronicle last week and offerings have been trickling in all week.  See attached. 

Now, about the Christmas List.  I've already had two requests to get the lead out and send out this year's list.  OK, OK, I've been busy.  I did look in all my computer files, thinking surely I saved it last year…but I couldn't find it.  So, last night I went digging through my files (I can't believe I have for file pockets filled with these letters), but could only find the list from last year.  I even asked “Miranda” in San Francisco to go through “Mehitabel’s” PC (which used to be mine) to see if I'd left it somewhere on the C: drive.  No luck. 

At this point I decided to give up all hope and just start over from scratch.  Adding Mother and Dad to the mix was going to stir things up enough to not worry about somebody getting the same person as they did three years ago anyway.  Then, when I was looking for something else entirely, what should pop up on a diskette that I swear I checked last night but "XMAS.WK1" the Lotus 123 spreadsheet I've been looking for.  Now if I can just figure out how to import it into Excel as I don't have Lotus in “Livermore”. 

This weekend, “Jeannie” and I will go over the list, with as many long-distance calls to confer with Mother, “Frankie”, “Alice” and anyone else who answers the phone, and the 1994 Christmas List will go out next week, I promise.  How did it get to be October already? 

Work has been busy and will get busier still.  This week I "officially" kicked into high gear, working extra hours to get as much done as possible.  We have to write a complete User Guide for Versatile, ready to publish by the end of this month.  That's only 3 weeks and we’re still in the outline stage. 

Then we'll prepare to give to training sessions during the second and third weeks in November.  We plan to do the actual conversion between Thanksgiving and Christmas.  And there are about 30,000 details yet to be decided.  This is like preparing for a wedding, only, after it's over, you don't get to go on a honeymoon. 

Haven't been to the movies since before I went to “Cincinnati”.  Last weekend, “Jeannie” was in Lake Tahoe and I was pounding away on the computer.  Someone at “Jeannie's” office had a couple of free nights in a Tahoe lodge and couldn't use them, so they gave them to “Jeannie”. 

She offered to let me come along; but, knowing how much I love traveling (not!), and how much I enjoy staying in hotels (hah!), and how I feel about gambling (senseless waste of time and money), she didn't really expect me to leap at the chance.  Besides, once I realized that she would be gone all weekend, I kept finding more and more work that I could do on the computer at home, thus freeing up office time for other things. 

I do have hopes of getting out this weekend, providing we get the Christmas List squared away first. 

Other than that, there's not much going on.  The weather, apart from a completely unexpected thunderstorm last Tuesday, remains its usual California self:  Clear, lows in the 50s, highs in the 70s.  I know you don't really want to read all the details of my User Guide Module on How To Do Keyword Searching, complete with 19 individual screen prints, so I'll leave you with the malapropisms. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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