Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 22, 1994

Dear Everyone:

Spent most of this week working on our new software, Versatile.  The Project Core Team met on Monday to compare notes on the testing so far.  The results were unanimous:  Out of 5 people, not one had managed to get any testing done since the last meeting.  This is partly due to the time of year, summer, lots of people taking vacation.  Which means that, even if a Team Member isn't on vacation themselves, they're probably filling in for someone who is. 

And we've had a few of the usual, unavoidable emergencies that mean drop everything and fix Fill-In-the-Blank.  Nevertheless, “Mimi” and I have managed to import quite a lot of data from CRMIS into Versatile.  After a few false starts (requiring both “Mimi” and me to send our Frustration Meters out to be recalibrated), we got the procedure down to a set routine. 

“Mimi” creates a file of about 50,000 records, which she passes to me on the main frame computer.  I receive it, play with it a bit, then handed off to the Server.  (This is starting to sound like a football game.) 

Transferring a file of 50K (about 7 megabytes of data) from the main frame to the Server takes about 45 minutes, if you're using a 486 PC.  A 386 would probably take twice as long.  Trying to do it from “Livermore”, across the Bay, would take until my next birthday.  Once the Server has the file, I can import it into Versatile.  This takes about 2-½ hours and completely ties up the PC that you using for the duration. 

Fortunately for me, someone in RACS was on vacation most of this week.  This meant that I could use their PC to do the transfers and imports, while still using my own for other work.  Still more fortunately, someone else in RACS is going on vacation for the next four weeks and I intend to commandeer their PC as much is possible to further import data. 

More fascinating details as they become available. 

Movie reviews… 

The Shadow.  Alec Baldwin plays the man who knows "what evil lurks in the hearts of men".  This is because he's been there.  But now, he's rehabilitating himself by doing good deeds.  And he can "cloud men's minds", rendering himself invisible, except for his shadow.  Of course, with the shadow indicating his position, it doesn't take the bad guys more than 30 seconds to figure out how to perforate him with a variety of projectiles.  Ian McKellan plays the absent-minded professor.  Tim Curry goes completely over the top as the mad scientist.  Don't expect it to win Best Picture, but don't be surprised if it gets nominated for its 1930s new York sets. 

True Lies.  Truly awful.  This movie manages to insult Arabs in general, women in particular, and just about everyone else in between.  Arnold Schwarzenegger plays a government spy who pretends to his family that he's just a computer salesman.  Why he needs to lie to his family is never made clear.  Neither is a lot of other stuff.  Anyway, having deceived his wife for 15 years, he is stunned one day to discover that she might (might) be thinking about deceiving him.  So he drops everything, world peace included, to check up on her.  From that point, things go from bad to worse. 

Of course, the real purpose of the movie is to maim, kill and blow up as many designated bad guys as possible in as many different ways as possible.  For as long as possible.  Near the end, even the die-hard action fans in the theater were saying, "enough, already!"  (Of course, none of this stopped “Jeannie” and me from going to see it, so suit yourself.)  The only saving grace is Tom Arnold as the faithful sidekick, trying to be the voice of reason in the midst of mayhem. 

From my recent collection of video rentals. 

1492  Conquest of Paradise. Gerard Depardieu plays Christopher Columbus with a French accent.  Great attention was paid to detail, which makes it both fascinating and boring at the same time.  It's lavish and ponderous and much too long (2 tapes). 

Addams Family Values.  This sequel is actually better than the first movie.  A "black widow" gold digger goes after Uncle Fester with the intention of marrying him (for his money, of course) and then killing him off during their honeymoon, something we are given to understand she has done numerous times before. 

Naturally, things did not go according to plan.  On their wedding night, she tosses a hair dryer into Fester’s bath, electrocuting him.  Unfortunately for her, Fester thinks this is foreplay.  Of course, the real star is little Wednesday, horrified at finding herself at a nauseatingly wholesome summer camp. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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