Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 27, 1994

Dear Everyone:

My Personal Executive Shopping Advisor (“Jeannie”) is slightly vexed with me for forgetting to mention in last week's letter about the sweater that she found for me.  We were shopping (of course!) and had stopped ever so briefly at the shop that caters to ladies of discriminating taste and generous proportions, because I had received a coupon in the mail for 10% off any purchases.  I was on the lookout for a knit top similar to one that I had already gotten there and found to be extremely comfortable. 

“Jeannie” made a beeline for the clearance section.  Never mind that this is not in the slightest way visible from the front of the store (you have to go all the way to the back and make a sharp left); “Jeannie” is drawn to the sales area like a lode stone. 

In no time, she had found a lovely sweater, which was either green or blue, depending on the light and one's personal preference.  It started at $60, was marked down several times, and was now in a section marked $6.99.  Add the 10% off coupon and the $60 sweater now cost $6.29 (plus tax), a savings of $53.71.  This made “Jeannie's” day.  It also made the sales clerks day because, having just saved over $50, the sweater was not the only thing I bought that day. 

In other news… 

I'm trying to tie up as many loose ends as I can at work.  With luck, we’ll be sending out the Purchase Order, etc., for Versatile, the software that my team will be testing as a replacement for CRMIS, today.  Once it comes in, I'll be too busy to deal with all the little fires that everyone wants me to put out for them.  I'm going to put up a "firebreak" marked AVOFY.  After Versatile, Or Fix-It Yourself. 

The latest news:  I now have a title.  Yesterday “Ken” and “Murray” met with a Human Resources representative to go over my new job description.  The actual descriptions still has to be approved, but she said the title was OK.  So I am officially a "Business Systems Analyst", not to be confused with just any ordinary Systems Analyst. 

Movie review:  Maverick.  This is a lighthearted romp and doesn't try to pretend that it's anything else.  Nor does it take itself too seriously.  Quite a pleasant two hours, sitting in the dark with a large popcorn.  After all the news about how "unhealthy" popcorn is supposed to be, the sizes are now:  Small, medium and "tub of death". 

I always remember the immortal words of the late Redd Foxx:  "All them health nuts are sure gonna feel stupid, dyin’ of nothin’." 

Love, as always, 

Pete 

PS.  Of all the excuses for not writing a weekly letter, I must award the best price to “Frankie”.  "’Larry’ tore the room apart and I can't get to the computer until he puts the walls back up." 

Impressive. 

(Not that having a baby wasn't a great excuse for “Alice” & “Kelly”, you understand.  Just not as original.)   P.

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