Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 20, 1994

Dear Everyone:

I spent two days this week in a class called "Inside Your PC".  Guess what it's about.  This is an important class because it's the prerequisite for a lot of the more "advanced" courses such as How to Run a Local Area Network (LAN), of which I now have three.  It's also very useful.  Now I know why our two Dells are so-o-o slow.  They just don't have the Megahertz to move any faster. 

After two days in class, I know how they feel. 

We began with the usual, who are you and what you hope to get out of this course (besides the handy toolkit); some basic send a brief history of PCs from the early 1980s to the present.  Then it was time to rip the covers off our practice PCs and dive in. 

But first, a few words about electricity.  You should always disconnect the power cord so you don't electrocute yourself.  But there is another consideration.  You can also electrocute the PC without meaning to.  This is because they are extremely susceptible to static charges.  To safeguard against this, you should always remove all your clothes before climbing inside a PC. 

Or where a grounding wire.  They made sure we each had a grounding wire.  Otherwise, although the class would have been rather lively, if somewhat chilly, we might not have learned all that much about PCs. 

For this class, we had some old 286s to take apart; and, for good measure, all but one of the access screws had already been removed.  Without that, we might have spent half the day just figuring out how to get the cover off.  (Helpful hint:  If the keyboard is connected at the front of your PC, disconnect it before you accidentally rip it loose.) 

Now for the guts.  Remember high school biology, when you had to dissect a frog (or a rat), and the innards never looked anything like the sketches in the book?  Same principle here.  No two PCs look exactly the same inside, even if they're the same make and model.  This is because PCs are modular, meaning you can fit different pieces together into whatever combination you want. 

You've got your drives (A, B, C and, in some cases, room for D).  You've got your mother board (if you don't have a mother board, you have a big paperweight, but not a PC).  You've got your microprocessor (looks like a large gray postage stamp).  And you've got your expansion cards (E-Cards). 

E-Cards are what make your PC do more than just sit and whirr at you.  Want a monitor, so you can see what you're doing?  Gotta have an E-Card for the monitor.  Got a mouse?  Better have a mouse Card.  And so on… 

We got to take drives out and put them back in again.  We took E-Cards out and put them in differently.  We learned where to stuff in extra memory and how to convince the PC that the memory is there and how to use it. 

All the while, the two instructors kept reminding us that we weren't expected to come out of the class as PC repairpersons.  We were just learning enough to fix extremely simple problems and talk intelligently to the real repair people. 

So, when someone tells me that they want a mouse for their PC, I'll know enough to check first and see if they already have the necessary E-Card in place.  There is nothing like ordering a part and then discovering that you don't have anything to plug it into. 

A few weeks ago, I called report a problem with a PC.  When the repair person asked a technical question,  I had no idea what he meant. 

Then he asked, "Who's your PC Coordinator?" 

Reply: "I am." 

(I could hear him wincing.) 

Now, when I called report a problem, I can say things like, "It looks like the VGA Card has gone down", instead of, "It's making this funny noise". 

I'm sure we'll all be happier this way. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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