Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

August 20, 1993

Dear Everyone:

Joke making the rounds here at work:  What's the difference between Company Park and Jurassic Park? 

Answer:  One’s a theme park overrun by dinosaurs.  The other’s a horror movie. 

Someone at the Park leaked this to Herb Caen of The San Francisco Chronicle, who reported it in his column.  (Herbie will report anything.)  Two days later, as dutifully reported by Herbie, a 30-foot dinosaur, bearing a banner reading, "Not a Horror Movie", appeared mounted on the roof of the main building of Company Park. 

I asked “Brett”, one of the members of my RMSEP Team, who works in the Park, if this was true and he confirmed it.  What's more, the author of this little prank may turn out to be none other than the president of one of Company's Operating Companies.  Who says executives never have a sense of humor?  Of course, it does lead one to wonder what the head of an Opco is doing with a 30-foot dinosaur, and where, exactly, it resides when not atop buildings. 

In other news… 

Many congratulations to “Alice” and “Kelly”, who are expecting a derivative of their combined DNA sometime in the Spring.  Best of luck to both of them as well as to the itty-bitty, little “Harlequin” that's on its way. 

Next… 

None of this is set in concrete, of course; but it looks very much like a lot of us will be spending Christmas in sunny California this year.  “Jeannie” and I plan to stay here at home.  “Alice” and “Kelly” have expressed a desire to visit while “Alice” can still fit into an airline seat.  Mother and Dad are considering a trip down here to see old friends (and us, of course).  “Marshall”, who lives in Fresno (or, as he calls it, Fresburg) is welcome anytime.  Anyone else who would like to avoid all that cold stuff (snow, rain) is welcome, of course.  Get your reservations in early. 

Movies… 

Saw Heart and Souls last weekend, primarily because “Jeannie” likes the theater it’s playing in better than the one that's showing The Secret Garden (which I still want to see).  Frankly, the popcorn's better there, too.  H and S is yet another "chick movie".  Any movie that manages to contain no less than five happy endings, by definition, is a "chick movie".  Pack lots of Kleenexes.  It's about four "souls", people who were killed suddenly, in San Francisco, and who must each accomplish something that they didn't complete while still alive, before they can move on.  In order to do this, they are required to "possess" a person. 

What saves this from being a soggy, gooey mess is the performance put in by Robert Downey, Jr. as the young man who allows them, however reluctantly, to use his body on a temporary basis.  Downey has a gift for this kind of physical comedy, just as he has a gift for looking cynical and naïve at the same time.  When one of the ghosts takes over his body, he simply becomes that person.  Needless to say, any actor would give his eye teeth for a role that allows him to play five different people in one part.  But not many can pull it off as well as Downey.  When the cocktail waitress decides to "take the plunge", Downey shift from dynamic junior executive to gushing female in an instant.  The fact that this suddenly takes place in the middle of a board meeting only adds to the general fun.  Cute movie.  Check it out. 

Meanwhile, at work, this has been one of those weeks when you try to squeeze a little bit of work in between all those meetings.  Consequently, I've been working a lot with Ogden, the laptop PC, in the evenings and on weekends.  I know, I know, I'm turning into such a workaholic.  Even my horoscope yelled at me this week.  Therefore, I solemnly swear not to take Ogden with me to the hairdresser’s this weekend. 

The truth is, when “Yvonne” does my hair, I have to take my glasses off, and, without them, I can't see as far away as my lap. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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