Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

August 28, 1992

Dear Everyone:

Warning: Impulse shopping can get you into trouble. 

It all started a couple of weekends ago when “Jeannie” and I went into Penney’s to get a little something that I needed.  And it turned out that (surprise!) they were having A Sale (The Magic Word).  Well, it happened that I was standing next to a rack of slips and I remembered thinking, the last time I was ironing slips, but it might be a good idea to get some new ones because these were getting rather frayed.  All that delicate lace that they insist on putting on the hams starts to fall apart after a few years. 

And, let's face it, it's been quite a few years since I bought new slips.  So I picked up some, sale price.  When I got home and tried them on with the suits that I always wear to work (except for Casual Fridays), I discovered that the slips were just exactly 2“ longer than the skirts. 

Oh, dear. 

What to do?  Lop 2” off the bottoms of the new slips?  Not if you've ever tried to work with the kind of fabric slips are made from; curly and slippery!  Definitely not an option.  Besides, one of the reasons I picked them up is that they didn't have all that obnoxious lace on them, just a simple picot edge. 

Take ‘em back?  No, they were on sale. 

Lengthen the skirts?  Let's take a look at those skirts, shall we?  Truth to tell, the hems of the skirts are just about as bad as those old slips.  After all, I've had the suits a lot longer than the slips.  As Barney Miller once said: "A good suit should last 10 years." 

And, let's face it:  It's been more than 10 years for some of my suits.  This is God's way of saying, it's time to make some new ones.  Besides, “Jeannie” says my wardrobe is boring. 

So last Saturday I went to the fabric store to look at patterns and material.  Not surprisingly, my favorite pattern is long out of print.  I think there was a Democrat in the White House when I bought that pattern.  But a jacket is pretty much a jacket and I found several possibilities to choose from.  As for the skirt, I insist on using the same old pattern I've always used.  I just need to transfer it to new paper, the old one being more scotch tape than tissue these days. 

Once I'd picked out the pattern, I needed to find fabric, etc.  I found a very nice light gray wool flannel, only $18.98 a yard. But it was On Sale for 25% off.  When the cutter found out it was wool, she asked me to wait while she got someone else because she's allergic to wool.  We made a joke about how she must've been a shepherdess in a previous life and didn't like it. 

In every sewing project, you always learn at least one new thing, and you always make at least one fatal error.  This time, it was the lining.  A proper suit has a lining, both for the jacket and the skirt.  t looks better, hangs better and feels better.  So, of course, I'd picked out a pattern for a lined jacket; and, of course, I'd added a lining to the skirt pattern a dozen or so years ago. 

And, of course, I picked out a nice, light gray lining material to go with the wool.  Except that the bolt and had said "black".  Well, I could see with my own eyes that it wasn't black, it was gray.  And it never entered my fuzzy, little head to open the fabric up from the bolt to prove that it was just as gray on one side as it was on the other.  Until I got it home and was getting ready to pre-wash it and discovered that it was, indeed, very black on the inside. 

Oh, dear.  What to do? 

Take it back?  Of course, they will take fabric back if you insist.  But it was on Sale and that might make a difference.  Not to mention how stupid you'd feel explaining your mistake. 

No, I had a better idea.  All I needed to do was to get some real light gray lining for the flannel suit.  And get some dark gray, or black, fabric to make a suit to go with the lining I already had. 

Not that I could go back to the same store.  1) I already looked and they didn't have any dark gray.  And 2) after that "shepherdess" remark, they'd be sure to remember me and wonder why I was buying light gray lining for a black suit. 

No problem, there's another branch of the same store in Pleasant Hill.  I just went down there and found some wonderful dark gray, only $18.98 a yard and On Sale.  And some light gray lining.  And just about everything else I needed. 

So, with a little effort on my part, and a few hours of time, I'll have to new suits (but with slightly longer skirts) that “Jeannie” will find just as boring as the old ones. 

But I won't have to buy any new shoes to go with them. 

Movie review:  Single White Female.  Best of the crop so far.  That's so far, as The Last of the Mohicans looks very promising and it hasn't come out yet.  SWF is a "daughters" movie.  It stars Peter Fonda's daughter, Bridget, and Vic Morrow's daughter, Jennifer Jason Leigh.  Your standard, formula thriller with Fonda beginning to suspect that Something’s-Not-Quite-Right with her new roommate.  Leigh is coming into her own, now, with the critics raving about her ability to express multiple layers of emotions all at once.  Definitely worth the price of the popcorn. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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