Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 10, 1992

Dear Everyone: 

I don't know if I mentioned this, but our manager, “Crow”, was going through the attendance records for our group (we have one career hypochondriac along with a couple of professional procrastinators) and discovered that a couple of us, including me, have had zero days of "sick leave" for several years.  So, he called the two of us into his office and said, "I don't know about you, but I think that deserves a day off." 

I bit my tongue not to yelp "I can't take a day off!  I've got too many meetings!" 

With this in mind, and in view of the fact that there seems to be something of a family reunion brewing in Canby, “Jeannie” and I have decided to drive up to the old homestead the Friday before our annual trip to Ashland.  Don't panic, Mother, we've already reserved a room at the Canby Inn. 

Judging from the very impressive computer-generated calendar that I received in the mail yesterday from “Richard” and “Marge”, “Jeannie” broadcast this news some time ago, in spite of the fact that we only made up our minds last Sunday. 

So the schedule looks something like this: 

Friday

7/24/92

Drive to Canby

Sunday

7/26/92

The most incredible Birthday Bash this side of the Mississippi (before, during and after which Mother will not be allowed to prepare, cook or clean anything.  It’s her Birthday, too.

Monday

7/27/92

Drive to Ashland.  Reservation at the "Cleopatra", Confirmation #2106

Tuesday

7/28/92

Backstage Tour (and finally a look at the new Pavilion)

Shopping, shopping, shopping

Henry VI, Part 2

Wednesday

7/29/92

The Firebugs

As You Like It

Thursday

7/30/92

Ladies of the Camellias

Othello

Friday

7/31/92

All’s Well That Ends Well

Dinner, Jacksonville Inn, 6:00

Britt Music Festival

Saturday

8/1/92

Drive home

 

In other news… 

I finished Capital Games, the book about the Clarence Thomas -- Anita Hill Senate Confirmation Extravaganza.  It was quite riveting, in a boring kind of way.  Face it, outside of L. A. Law, how interesting can a couple of lawyers be? 

I found out a lot of interesting things, such as how the Supreme Court justices are confirmed by the Senate.  And how, until the last century, it was routine for the Senate to reject, on average, one out of every four nominees. 

And as for the infamous FB I report on Hill's allegations?  The one that was supposedly leaked to the Newsday reporter, which had certain senators screaming at certain other senators?  Well, it wasn't leaked at all.  It just never entered their fuzzy little heads that the reporter could, through his sources, find out about Hill on his own. 

Actually, this book has everything:  Sex, violence, intrigue. 

Sex:  Well, sexual harassment, anyway.  Plus references to pornography and a ludicrous attempt to imply that he'll made things up after reading the book, The Exorcist. 

Violence:  Early on in the confirmation proceedings, as one senator was grilling Thomas, Clarence's sister, Edna Mae, was overheard to say, "if I wasn't a Christian, I did take my Bible and slap that senator in the head." 

After the confirmation, a senator that had given Hill a particularly hard time met with a group of (understandably hostile) professional women and said, "I certainly hope we can raise the level of discourse and debate even though we may want to flatten each other's brains." 

Politics is so violent. 

Intrigue:  Intriguing how those guys thought that they could just breezed through all this without letting the people of the United States catch a whiff of it. 

Wrong. 

Love, as always, 

Pete

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