Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

July 1, 1992

Dear Everyone:

Busy week for CNN (and it's only Wednesday!) 

I turned the TV on Sunday morning to hear there been another earthquake. "What?" I asked myself.  "We had a seven-point-four and I slept through it?" 

But, no, it turned out that the 7.4 was in Southern California (they have all the fun).  Then, while reporting on the first quake, the CNN reporter in the Los Angeles bureau was treated ("LIVE") to a second, separate quake.  The cameraman had sense enough to pull back from the usual close-up to show the desk clearly wobbling and people in the background hanging onto the furniture. 

Needless to say, CNN gleefully showed the tape over and over all day; and, no doubt, offered "complementary copies" to the less fortunate networks.  The news anchorman, safely in his headquarters in Atlanta, congratulated the reporter for "not collapsing into a wordless glob of protoplasm".  Wait until the New Madrid fault cuts loose and we’ll see how confident he sounds then.  (The last time the New Madrid fault slipped, it was felt all the way to the East Coast--the fault is in the Midwest--and cracked sidewalks in New York and Chicago.) 

That was Sunday.  By Monday, the earthquakes had taken a poor second to the Supreme Court, which ruled (as near as I can make out) both for and against a Pennsylvania abortion law.  CNN dropped everything to carry the situation "live".  I only know this because I had Monday as a vacation day and was home to turn the TV on. 

Lots of angry spokespersons from both sides claiming victory while simultaneously castigating (great word, how?) the Justices for failing to go further in one direction or another.  Some people are never satisfied.  I noticed one particular "Pro-Life" advocate, male, of course, who seemed very bitter that the Reagan-Bush appointees had slipped the chain and not voted the way their masters expected.  For this, he blamed Bush, claiming that "Bush needs to do his homework a little better" in selecting nominees to the Court who will do his bidding. 

I had a sudden, mental flash of a new political thriller:  A radical, "Pro-Life" splinter group decides to assassinate one of the more liberal (liberal? are there any of those left?--no pun intended) Supreme Court Justices in order to make room on the bench for their more politically-correct choice. 

Someone called Tom Clancy.  Find out if Harrison Ford is available. 

As for the newest Justice, Clarence Thomas, I've been reading Capital Games the book about Thomas, Anita Hill and the nomination process.  One of the disadvantages of exercising during warmed over Tonight Shows is that I see all the books that are being plugged.  Then, when I'm in the bookstore, I see the book and go, "A, I've heard about this one."  And then, of course, I buy it.  My temporary resolution to this problem is to just stay the hell out of bookstores. 

Anyway, I'm currently plowing my way through the career of one, Clarence Thomas, and I think I've got a handle on why he's so anti-abortion.  His mother was an illegitimate black teenager who gave birth to him on the dirt floor of the shack belonging to a more fortunate relative (more fortunate in that she, at least, had a shack) in rural Georgia.  His father ran off when he was a baby, having gotten another woman pregnant. 

Now, stop and think about it:  If, at the right time, abortion (or, for that matter, decent birth control) had been readily available, would Clarence Thomas ever have been born? 

Then there was the guy in “Livermore”, yesterday, who told me that, yeah, some of these guys should be taking more responsibility for their actions; but, really, most of these girls get themselves into these messes and then abortion is just an easy way out for them. 

Really?  And where did you learn this, at the Rehnquist-Scalia School of Biology? 

In other news… 

“Jeannie” treated a group of her court-reporting colleagues, plus law, to a chauffeur-driven limousine trip to the Wine Country on Sunday.  She’d won the limo as a door prize.  The driver was “Quinn”, very tall, cuter than a bug's ear, and much too young for any of us.  He is, of course, and actor, who only drives the limo in the real world, when he's "between engagements". 

While we tasted wines at one place, “Quinn” stood in the corner (he couldn't drink, of course), where an astonishing number of people came up to say hi to him.  “Quinn” seems to know about three-fifths of the people in the Bay Area. 

Later, we had lunch at the Chandon Winery, where “Quinn” schmoozed the hostess into giving us a complimentary bottle of wine to go with dessert.  Then we went to a shopping "village", where “Quinn” recommended certain shops and restaurants.  “Quinn” really gets around. 

Then home again, with “Quinn” handing each of us out of the limo for all the neighbors to see. 

Watch for “Quinn” in the movies and on TV.  Tall, cute as a bug's ear, dark hair, slightly frayed chauffeur’s uniform. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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