Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

June 12, 1992

Dear Everyone:

Remember Box Destruction?  You know, where you try to get the Owners, “Tiddly” and “Winks” to all agreed that old boxes of obsolete records can be destroyed to make room in the Records Centers for new boxes of obsolete records. 

Well, back when we were going through Continuous Quality Improvement (CQI) training, I had proposed that we improve the quality of our (my) work by turning the tedious business of counting "destroyable" boxes over to some of the clerks working in the “Livermore” Records Center.  The logic here is that it's cheaper to pay someone in a lower pay scale to spend hours counting boxes that it is to pay someone who gets paid as much as I do to do it.  And, frankly, you don't need an analyst to count boxes. 

At the time, our manager, “Crow”, decided that this wasn't even CQI project material.  No need to get approval from higher management, since it was our own little thing, we would just go ahead and do it. 

So, off I went to “Livermore” and trained “Abby” and “Elaine” (as the “Abby’s” backup) on Destruction Tracking.  This took a couple of half-days.  Now, when I receive anything to do with Destruction Tracking, I just stick it back in the envelope and shoot it off to “Abby” in “Livermore”--my kind of processing and certainly an improvement as far as I'm concerned. 

But, as long as we were at this "improvement" stuff, we figured we might as well try to find some ways of making the tracking go faster.  This was the original extent of our "mini-non-CQI-project".  We would use the ubiquitous "9-Step Process" to try to improve Destruction Tracking. 

We started one week ago, this last Tuesday.  The Non-Project Team consisted of “Abby”, “Elaine” and myself.  “Abby” and “Elaine” promptly reached the consensus that myself would be the Team Leader.  I think this happened while my back was turned. 

Step 1:  Identify Output.  (This is a hamburger, this is a cheeseburger, this is a fishburger.)  We didn't go for the obvious "Boxes are destroyed" Output Statement because, far too often, the boxes aren't destroyed because there are lawsuits and the IRS is always wanting to poke its nose into our boxes.  We settled, by consensus, on "Batches are returned quickly". 

Step 2:  Identify Customer.  (That's the guy with the money.)  This part seemed fairly easy, too.  The customer is the one who benefits most from having boxes destroyed.  This would be the Records Centers which are bulging at the seams right now.  The box owners are secondary customers.  If they get their boxes destroyed, they don't have to pay storage costs on them anymore. 

At this point, we were supposed to stop for a "Guidance Review".  This is where some well-meaning outsiders look at what you've done so far and ask a lot of questions and tried to convince you that you're hopelessly off-track.  We didn't have a Guidance Review Team.  But, we figured, since we weren't officially a Project Team, we didn't have to follow the official rules. 

Nevertheless, we decided that it would be a good idea to have at least one person check our work so far.  We picked “Murray”, who is the supervisor of the “Livermore” Records Center, and who was conveniently in “Livermore” that day. 

But “Murray” was tied up in a meeting, so, rather than stop and wait for him, we went merrily galloping off into Step 3:  Identify Customer Expectations.  (You want fries with that?) 

We had a great time, brainstorming questions to ask the various Records Centers, the Owners, “Tiddly” “Winks” and our own management on just what they're looking to get out of Destruction Reviews.  Frankly, what most people want is to get out of doing Destruction Reviews. 

In the case of the Owners, of which there are about 50,000 worldwide, we decided to try using a Survey to find out what they want.  Now, bear in mind that everyone and his brother in Company has been going through the 9-Step Process and just about all of them have been using Surveys.  In fact, people are pretty much Surveyed-out.  Now, when you see another Survey in your In Box, the impulse is to transfer it directly to the Recycle Box. 

So we decided to try to do something to spark the Survey up, make it more interesting.  “Elaine” and I both took the questions that the team had brain-stormed and drafted possible Surveys.  “Elaine” used her husband's PC and Clip-Art library to insert graphics, much like the ones I use in these letters (I especially liked the one showing dynamite blowing up a storage box).  I took a different approach, using a few cartoons from a calendar I have and poking fun at our own questions.  Example: 

Question: when was the last time you reviewed your boxes for Destruction? 

Answer: (circle one) 

a. Within the last year.

b. Within the last five years.

c. Not since the last Ice Age. 

Of course, when “Murray” got out of his meeting, we had to stop and double back to Steps 1 & 2 and explained what we thought we were doing.  Then, when “Crow” found out that we were thinking of sending out Surveys, he wanted me to give him a "second Guidance Review meeting", reporting for the Team. 

I brought in all the flip chart pages (you can't do a CQI Project without flip charts anymore; they are practically required), explained the reasoning behind our decisions and showed him the two versions of the Survey.  He was "bowled over" (his words) that we had gotten this much done in only one day. 

I pointed out to him that we had gotten this much done in only half a day. 

The upshot is that I drafted an Official CQI Project Charter, which “Crow” approved and which he is forwarding to upper management.  We are now, officially, a CQI Project.  Whereupon, we promptly added another Team Member, “Nelly”, also of the “Livermore” Records Center, and demanded that we be given a QI Coach to help us stay on track. 

Our next meeting is scheduled for next Tuesday.  If somebody doesn't stop us, we just might get the whole thing completed before the end of the summer.  Watch for us on CNN. 

Love, as always, 

 

Pete

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