Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

April 2, 2021

Dear Everyone:

Once upon a time, about 1987 or so, I had a job that involved a lot of computer work.  (Big surprise.)

The computer in question was a very large computer, situated in Houston, Texas.  I connected with it by means of a “dumb terminal”, which simply meant that the terminal had no functionality of its own; it just connected with the “mainframe”.

This is how it worked in those days:

You made offerings to the High Priests of the Mainframe and, in return, you were granted access to your data.  If you wanted to actually see your data, you ordered a report, which was printed out on paper and duly delivered to you in a day or so.

I ordered a lot of reports.  I had many, many stacks of paper in my piece-of-an-office.  I needed a way to sort and hold all these reports so that I could analyze the data.  I was, after all, an Analyst at the time.

One weekend, “Jeannie” and I happened to visit an antique warehouse.  By this, I mean a warehouse filled with antiques, as opposed to a warehouse that was so old that it qualified as an antique.  The person who ran the warehouse ransacked various locations in Europe, obtaining numerous pieces of furniture which she first offered to “the trade”, i.e., fellow antique dealers who might want to purchase items for sale in their own establishments.

Once this horde had gone through, the warehouse dealer opened the “leftovers” to the public at a price substantially lower than that which the dealers would be requesting.  As we were strolling through the “Cheap European Antiques” (CEA), I discovered a small “tea trolley”, a rolling cart initially made of fine wood.  It had seen better days, but I realized that it would be perfect for holding all those paper reports that I had at work.

It was about two-and-a-half feet tall, with a total of three shelves.  I bought it on the spot.  The following Monday morning, I rolled it onto the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) train and made my way into the office in downtown San Francisco.

Over the years, as I was relocated by the job time and again, the little wooden cart came with me.  Sometimes it held stacks of paper reports.  Sometimes it held books and filing folders.  Occasionally, it helped in transporting moderately heavy objects from Point A to Point B.  There was always something for which to use it.  Even when I was squeezed into a “cozy” cubicle, I could always find room for the cart.

When I was thrown into retirement, I took the cart home with me.

And that’s when I found it to be the most useful thing ever.  By placing a plastic laundry basket on top of it, I had an instant laundry cart.  It allowed me to roll the dirty clothes, towels, bedding, whatever, into the hallway to the “laundry closet”;  and when things were dry, I could stand on a little step stool that fit neatly into the bottom shelf, and haul things out of the dryer (which stood on top of the washer) and into the basket.

The cart also came in handy when I needed to transport things like a very heavy file box from the second bedroom out to the living room to catch up on my filing.  It has turned out to be very handy indeed.

However.  All Good Things Come to an End.  A few weeks ago, I noticed something sitting on the floor in the second bedroom.  It was one of the rolling “feet” of the cart.  I turned the cart over and rammed the foot back into the cart.  The little darling was probably built about a hundred years ago.  I certainly don’t expect to be in as good shape should I reach that age.

But it was clear that I would need to replace it sometime in the near future.

I started with the Big Blue Office Supply Warehouse Store—Online.  They had plenty of carts, but not exactly what I was looking for.  I moved on to some other online merchants and quickly discovered a mostly-plastic (i.e., lightweight) cart in a half-dozen colors, no less.

One of the things that I like about this particular dealer is that they include an easy link to the online instructions for assembling their products.  I like being able to see what it would take to assemble an item before making the purchase.  They also offer, for a price of course, assembly services.

In this case, putting three shelves and some casters together is not, exactly, rocket science.  It looked pretty simple except for one thing.  “Additional tools required:  Rubber mallet.”

I have plenty of screwdrivers, allen wrenches, and assorted hammers in my outdoor closet.  But a rubber mallet?

I quickly found that the Big Orange Hardware Supply Warehouse Store carries rubber mallets, for about $6.00.  I could even order one online and have it waiting for me at Customer Pickup.  But it seemed rather a substantial undertaking for something costing less than $10.00.

As it happens, I had another reason to visit the local Big Orange Hardware Supply Warehouse Store this week.  As long as I was already there, I stopped by the hand tools aisle.  Not only did they have plenty of $6.00 rubber mallets, they even had a choice of color!  Who knew?

Now that I had the all-important non-provided tool for the job, I ordered the service cart.  In black.  It is expected to arrive by next Friday.  Stay tuned for further developments.

Love, as always,

 

Pete