Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

May 22, 2020

Dear Everyone:

When all this “Stay at Home” business began, a scant ten weeks ago, I thought, “Well, how long could it last?”  Nevertheless, I checked the Emergency Supply Box.  Everything there was OK.

Next, I checked the supplies in the kitchen cupboard.  Which is when I discovered a can of cooking spray that had expired a mere four years ago.  Several cans of tuna fish that should have been consumed two years ago or sooner.  Too late now.  And we’ve already covered the slight catastrophe that came from trying to throw out too much unwanted brown rice at once.

To be perfectly honest, I began stockpiling diet cola and tonic water back in February.  In all the weeks since then, I’ve only seen one time when there was very little diet cola on the shelves when I went shopping.  In the meantime, I buy the same amount as usual.  I just have to rotate the bottles stored in the back bedroom as new ones come in.  Right now, the oldest ones only expire in June, so I’m OK.

I did wonder why baking soda suddenly became so scarce.  I mainly use it to neutralize odors in the refrigerator and freezer.  These boxes get rotated out on a monthly basis, so I had until the beginning of June to find more.  And I was successful last week, so that’s covered for now.

As to why everyone is buying baking soda:  Apparently a lot of people stuck at home have decided to do a bit of baking.  I guess it’s one way to keep the kids under control for a little while.  “Let’s make some cookies!”  That will entertain them for a few hours.  It would take longer to clean the kitchen.

When we were kids, the Columbus Day Storm of 1962 knocked out power to most of the state of Oregon.  We were without electricity for over a week.  All schools were closed, of course.

We kids considered it a cause for celebration.  No school!  No TV or radio either, but that was just the cost of our unexpected liberty.  The weather was mercifully mild, so we played outdoors during the day.  In the evenings, we played board games or read books by candle light.

In those days, losing power was not exceptional, just the length of duration in this case.  In fact, losing electricity was not an acceptable excuse for not completing your homework.

Now people in some states are storming the governor’s office, with firearms no less, proclaiming their inalienable right to endanger the lives of others so they can get their hair cut.  True, a lot of people are blocked from working.  That’s no reason to throw tantrums.

Would this whole mess be better if there had been someone competent in the White House?  Maybe.  Would people be less crazed if the Great Grey Tortoise (Mitch McConnell) had allowed Congress to appropriate the funds needed to tide everyday people over?  Possibly.  Only time will tell.

How much time is yet to be determined.

Nineteen years ago, Bin Laden attacked New York and Washington with airliners.  Today, we still go through the security protocols put in place back then.

Years from now, will people still automatically wear a face mask whenever they leave the house?  In the Victorian era, no self-respecting woman would go out in public without gloves on her hands.

When I was a girl, it was considered a sin for a female to enter a church without covering her head in some way.  Why?  Because it was the custom.  The actual reason had been lost in the mists of time.  God bless Jackie Kennedy!  She wore a lace scarf over her head and single-handedly liberated us from the tyranny of hats.

Meanwhile, we will continue to “Stay Home.  Slow the Spread.  Save Lives.”  After all, it’s only been ten weeks.  So far.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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