Love, As Always, Pete

The Weekly Letters, by A. Pedersen Wood

March 30, 2018

Dear Everyone:

After I wrote about having a small problem with my current computer, several people advised me to “get a Mac!”  However, several other people had confided to me that Apple gives them as many fits as Microsoft does, so there.

Nevertheless, I decided to get an iPad, for several reasons:

Cost.  A little research showed that in iPad would be considerably less expensive than a Windows tablet, before sales tax and accessories, of course.

Size.  An iPad is nice and small, before indulging in a case, naturally.  But one needs the case to keep it standing in a convenient position.

Comparison.  Quite simply, I was curious to see how well an iPad works side-by-side to a tablet.

Convenience.  I had already decided that I wanted something small and convenient in the bedroom for times when I just want to look something up.  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone out into the living room and sat down at the computer, only to forget what it was I was going to look up.  Or just forgotten to look something up by the time I was back in the living room anyway.

So I bought an iPad.  And it proved itself in less than 24 hours.

I happened to get the inevitable bout of insomnia the same night as when I had made my purchase.  The iPad, Perdita, was plugged in and sitting atop a small dresser in the bedroom.  I was watching a DVR recording of a TV documentary about the Pope (“The Most Powerful Man in History!”), when the show displayed part of an interview with a biographer about Rodrigo de Borgia, also known as Pope Alexander VI.

I was immediately struck with the realization that this might be the author of a book I had read a few years ago about the Borgias.  In next to no time, I fired up the iPad and used its Internet Browser, called “Safari”, to look the author up in Wikipedia.  Yes, he had written a book about the Pope in question.

Next, I went to the Contra Costa Library’s online catalog to look up the author.  Yes, they had his book and one copy of it was housed in the San Ramon branch.  Most likely, it was the one I had read.

All of this at just after 1:00 in the morning.  Without leaving the bedroom.

(By the way, did you know that the Borgias were not the least bit Italian?  They were Spanish.  They just lived in Italy because that was where nearly all the money was at the time.  These are the things you discover wandering by accident through the Biography section in the local public library.  I was really looking for a shady spot to sit and read for a few hours when I spotted the book on the shelf.)

In the meantime, I’m finding other uses for Perdita, the iPad.  My Physical Therapist gave me some new exercises for my back muscles, to wit:  Stand on one foot for 10 seconds.  Repeat with the other foot.  Do that five times.  (I found this works best in a short space between two walls, like the entrance to the master bedroom.  That way, instead of falling over, I just push off one wall or the other.)  Then go to the kitchen and hold onto the edge of the sink while pretending to sit on a chair that isn’t there for one-to-two seconds.  Do that ten times.  Repeat the first one three times and the second one twice.

Is it any wonder I need tools to keep track of what I’m doing how many times?

I went into Perdita’s Notes app and set up a table that lets me mark each time I complete one set of exercises, then the other.  So much better than keeping a notepad and pencil on top of the dresser, right?

In the meantime, I’m discovering what other talents Perdita has in store.

In other news…

I happen to live in District 16 of California.  Hence, my current Assemblyperson for the California Legislature is one, Catherine B. Baker.

Catherine believes in staying in touch with her constituents a lot.  She frequently schedules little get-togethers in various locations.  Last month, she had a joint meeting with California Senator Steve Glazer in one of the high schools in Pleasanton.  This month, it was a “Family Science Night” at an elementary school in Walnut Creek.

I had signed up for the former online, which gave Catherine my email address, so now I get notified of each and every opportunity to meet my congressperson.  Not that I have, actually.  Met her, I mean.

But I did sign up for the Science Night, for two people, since I intended to invite my neighbor, “Phoebe”.  But it turned out she was planning to be in Idaho this week, so I suggested that “Jeannie” join me if she could.  Which she did.

Eventually, we found our way into some kind of elementary gymnasium / auditorium, where various tables were set up with “scientific demonstrations” to attempt.  One dealt with plastic straws, tape, a balloon and a “fidget spinner”.  Apparently, the idea was to tape the balloon over one end of the straw, then blow up the balloon, then allow the air escaping from the balloon through the straw to “drive” the spinner and no, it didn’t really work all that well.  Especially since the straws were too porous and the tape too loose.

But “Jeannie” got a purple balloon anyway.

Another “demonstration” employed the inevitable toothpicks-and-small-marshmallows to “build a structure” of any kind you liked to try.  For the record, marshmallows make terrible building material.  I already knew this from countless “Year-End-Holiday-Don’t-Dare-Call-It-Christmas” luncheons at work.

One of the great things about being retired is never having to attend another “Year-End-Holiday-Don’t-Dare-Call-It-Christmas” luncheon ever again.

We didn’t stay to hear how much Catherine is doing to support education in the Legislature.  After all, “Jeannie” already had a purple balloon.  And there’s always next time.

Love, as always,

 

Pete

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